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WereElephant:
I'm sure this has been done before, but I thought it would be fun.

An underworld lord is saved after a local wizard stops an electric sex spell.
Where'd the wolves go? Dog attacks drop after a low-res video featuring local wizard Dresden apparently fighting a werewolf is released.
Lakeside mansion the Velvet Room burns down after local celebrity invites paranormal community for costume party.
Paranormal investigator gets attacked by a tree while searching for a statue of a woman and its abductor.
Coin collecting furries abscond with Catholic towel after playing with swords, but lose it due to unfashionable neckwear.
Wizard helps family adult film business by advising on safety procedures for accident-prone stars.
Disaster barely averted by local wizard and some bones after a small book lovers' convention causes Chicago blackout.
SplatterCon decides to add real gore to event this year, but is shut down after cosplayers kidnap event volunteer.
Wizard cleared of suspicion in Paranormal Murder-Suicides, Culprit was different tall, thin, and pale cloak-wearer.
Weird Goatmen seen all over Chicago disappear after some coin collectors vandalized an aquarium
Handicapped Officer gets cleared of all charges after a paper-pusher's ink was found to have clouded the issue.
Global Field Day for Life Insurance Companies
Creepy Level in Chicago on Six Month Rise
Loud rock music heard coming from Lake Michigan, Fireworks seen over distant island. Authorities suspect college students.
Possible Batman sighting after animals escape from zoo - Gorillas, Octopusses, and Lions, Patsies in a Plan?

Griffyn612:
STORM FRONT, by Jim Butcher
A grieving couple's plan to bring down a murderous local
mob boss is put in jeopardy when a social outcast recruited
by the mobster begins a vindictive and obsessive campaign
against them and the entrepreneural friend helping them
seek justice.

exartiem:

--- Quote from: WereElephant on April 16, 2018, 07:07:02 PM ---I'm sure this has been done before, but I thought it would be fun.

An underworld lord is saved after a local wizard stops an electric sex spell.
Where'd the wolves go? Dog attacks drop after a low-res video featuring local wizard Dresden apparently fighting a werewolf is released.
Lakeside mansion the Velvet Room burns down after local celebrity invites paranormal community for costume party.
Paranormal investigator gets attacked by a tree while searching for a statue of a woman and its abductor.
Coin collecting furries abscond with Catholic towel after playing with swords, but lose it due to unfashionable neckwear.
Wizard helps family adult film business by advising on safety procedures for accident-prone stars.
Disaster barely averted by local wizard and some bones after a small book lovers' convention causes Chicago blackout.
SplatterCon decides to add real gore to event this year, but is shut down after cosplayers kidnap event volunteer.
Wizard cleared of suspicion in Paranormal Murder-Suicides, Culprit was different tall, thin, and pale cloak-wearer.
Weird Goatmen seen all over Chicago disappear after some coin collectors vandalized an aquarium
Handicapped Officer gets cleared of all charges after a paper-pusher's ink was found to have clouded the issue.
Global Field Day for Life Insurance Companies
Creepy Level in Chicago on Six Month Rise
Loud rock music heard coming from Lake Michigan, Fireworks seen over distant island. Authorities suspect college students.
Possible Batman sighting after animals escape from zoo - Gorillas, Octopusses, and Lions, Patsies in a Plan?

--- End quote ---

Dude, these could be bad headlines.

peregrine:
Harry takes a South American trip.

Harry reconnects with an old flame

Harry has a scavenger hunt

Harry reconnects with an old flame

Harry works in porn

Wolfeyes:
Harry Dresden and the Sexmancers

Harry Dresden and the Lycanthrope's Curse

Harry Dresden and the Burning of the Velvet Room

Harry Dresden and the Knight Down the Stairs

Harry Dresden and the Ancient Cloth

Harry Dresden and the Falling Frozen Turkey

Harry Dresden and the Zombie Dinosaur

Harry Dresden and the Horror Con

Harry Dresden and the Woman in the Bath

Harry Dresden and the Billy Goat Gruffs

Harry Dresden and the Sentient Island

Harry Dresden and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Harry and the Ghost Whisperer

Harry Dresden and the Extensive Physical Therapy Session

Harry Dresden and the Strange Wet Dream

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