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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #285 on: December 25, 2009, 07:07:48 PM »
after a hot nite slashing rubber
villain soaked in tub rub a dubber
ninja fowl snuck in
used elec for da win
now the clubber is hot blubber

 ;D
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #286 on: December 25, 2009, 10:20:33 PM »
thanks each and every friend
till the very very end
for revenging upon her foes
who for all we knows
are now buried in holes

MUUSU BUGARU!!!

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #287 on: December 26, 2009, 10:25:37 PM »
Love is an Eclair.
A warm taste,
everything's fine.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #288 on: December 26, 2009, 10:59:26 PM »
Stephan's Feast is Boxing Day
When all the cats come to play
In boxes left from Christmas stash
While humans wish they'd asked for cash.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #289 on: December 26, 2009, 11:57:33 PM »
Stephan's Feast is Boxing Day
When all the cats come to play
In boxes left from Christmas stash
While humans wish they'd asked for cash.


I didn't ask for cash but got it yes
And a new digital camera, aren't I blessed?
Today spent dollars on memory
and also a sack for said new camera, see?
Otherwise I got lots of cash
And a record player with cd recorder (bad ass!)

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #290 on: December 27, 2009, 01:56:01 AM »
into the boxes
the cats shall play
struck by science
the Duck did sway

Fowl closed box
on Blaze' furry vermin
muttered quantum
quoted mad german

is the furroid live?
or is it now dead?
Blaze aimed her guns
right for feather head

free my meows!
from your science
i will accept
only compliance!

But dear Blaze!
we cant open locks!
think of truth!
and solve paradox!

Blam! Blam!
Blaze did fire
now for Duck
a funeral pyre

the cops did come
there was no defense
in jail she went
just recompense

now her pussy is
in this prison boxy
stuck right between
a jail pair o' doxy

 ;D
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #291 on: December 27, 2009, 02:13:01 AM »
Kitty condo to jail house rock.
Pointed ears like Mr. Spock.
If Duck had shot my little cat,
I would have had no ire at that!

I did reap as I was sowing,
With the doxies much rough going.
I was paradox that irked, not knowing
If the box was a coffin or a form of stowing.

Some rose' and some apricot glaze
with restore this Duck to her glory days!
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #292 on: December 27, 2009, 04:42:52 AM »
If inability to decide seems bad now,
imagine the mess that will inevitably happen
a few years down the road when it is easier to
shut up, tamp the spirit down, and watch
as one becomes nothing.
She Who Must Be Obeyed. Or at least catered to, occasionally.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #293 on: December 27, 2009, 05:42:44 AM »
Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

I was where you are now.
When I was there, holy cow!
I was the horse who pulled the plow.

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

There were thoroughbreds, say Wow!
Ran in circles around me, I'd allow,
Made me feel like tamping dow'

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

You can do without the track, I vow;
You need the wheat, to fill the trough,
So to that harness, we all kowtow.

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

A shoulder to the plow
Pruning to the bough
The bacon from the sow...

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

It's you who matter now,
Onlyelise, quality endow,
from here to far Macao.

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.



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Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #294 on: December 27, 2009, 05:18:06 PM »
tis indeed of science boasted
of boxed cats, justly a'coasted
now comes onlyelise
in time moosy sneeze
with sauce duck toasted and roasted
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #295 on: December 27, 2009, 06:39:09 PM »
If, with luck,
our own Ms Duck
on a beach in tropics struck
a pose in sunlit truck
all dipped in gold
tanning to behold

Would any blink
or even pause think
to put it down in ink
that she should drink
in the sun all but plucked?
To pinfeathers shucked?

On the beach all naked and displayed
Would she atoll regret Bikini browning made?





Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #296 on: December 27, 2009, 06:49:57 PM »
Setting a' blaze, duck nude in the burning sun
badly craze, the eager beaver beachgoers run
screaming out of synch
without even a wink
"gods be praised! rescue beached whale we come!"
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


That's been disabled. But I can still CALL you Fup Duck. -Shecky

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #297 on: December 27, 2009, 08:59:55 PM »
LOL  ok, I laughed at those, Blaze and Ms. Duck.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #298 on: December 27, 2009, 09:08:52 PM »
*Hugs* for you Onlyelise.
Stick to your guns, now
If you please.
When you get to be old
What wonders shall
you see unfold.
You will find opinionation,
Sets your jaw,
In determination.
Old like me you'll stand firm,
Best guess or belief
while youngsters squirm.

Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #299 on: December 27, 2009, 09:15:18 PM »
No one ever looked for a duck
and chose the scrawny one
Nor ever anorectic whale
was thought of as being luck!

Ms. Duck, a peach is never thin
and a bony hog to roast
never has been invited.
Juice we want dribbling down out chin!

Beluga, Beluga!  Caviar!
And cheese, not of skim milk!
And cream is best of all by far,
Strawberries shun Soy Silk.


 


Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.