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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #225 on: December 06, 2009, 05:21:41 PM »
angel relic fights
against his writers block
damnit, got nothing.   ;)

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #226 on: December 06, 2009, 05:29:52 PM »
True evil, this is
To make all things haiku
Beware, Mooseburger!


(ugh, poetry.  I feel dirty. :-[     ;)  ;D )
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 05:36:13 PM by Fox »
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #227 on: December 06, 2009, 05:34:02 PM »
of this thread of poems we do sing
of J3nnee, Piotir, and Ducks Peking
Hark! our angel light
stuck in rhyme's blight
"DAMNIT! Nope, got ... nothing "

...

from teacher Blaze
Duck does enquire
what rhymes J3nnee ?
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #228 on: December 06, 2009, 05:39:40 PM »
True evil, this is
To make all things haiku
Beware, Mooseburger!


(ugh, poetry.  I feel dirty. :-[ )

Tis a dirty fox, a dirty fox, a dirty fox
(oH Fox!)
wash the fox, wash the fox, into the washing box
(oH Fox!)
wash the fox, wash the fox, dont forget the socks
(oH Fox!)
wash the fox, wash the fox, set the wash box locks
(oH Fox!)
wash the fox, wash the fox, ready the wash box shocks
(oH Fox!)
wash the fox, wash the fox, if he rocks, if he knocks
(oH Fox!)
dont forget the socks ! dont forget the socks!

OOOOOh a clean fox !

Hold still dear, now its time for the dryer!

 ;D
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #229 on: December 06, 2009, 07:51:37 PM »
Evil way to avoid Heaven?
Duck Blows Fox
Film at Eleven
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #230 on: December 06, 2009, 07:55:44 PM »
Now a Duck asks me,
What rhymes with J3nnee
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

If she wants that rhyme
She must pay me a p3nny
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

Tain't hard like orange
ends sounds there are many
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

I think I have killed it
Like on South Park, with Kenny
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

They call Robert the Bruce
and Kravitz is Lenny
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

If I think of a poem
with an end rhyme for J3nnee
I will sp33k l33t.  Any?
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #231 on: December 06, 2009, 08:48:16 PM »
Sp33k "733t" with my f33t
P1g7/-\t1|\| t00 s0 sw33t
fr0m my s33t

t0uch3'
3n c0ntr3'
a5 th3y say...

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #232 on: December 06, 2009, 09:17:29 PM »
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*Passes out*
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #233 on: December 06, 2009, 09:39:55 PM »
Lord, 1337 has failed them,
Please help them to see the light,
My haiku sucks, no?
Am I a wannabe who won't finish, or tadpole author waiting to grow up?  Probably the former, but we'll find out later.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #234 on: December 06, 2009, 09:42:34 PM »
Haiku socks like subs,
Sinking in the shoes of life,
Bunching by my toes.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #235 on: December 06, 2009, 10:47:17 PM »
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Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


That's been disabled. But I can still CALL you Fup Duck. -Shecky

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #236 on: December 06, 2009, 11:02:39 PM »
in response to all this text speek, (wich i dont understand at all

It's simple visual
Substitution, what is so:
hard to understand?
Am I a wannabe who won't finish, or tadpole author waiting to grow up?  Probably the former, but we'll find out later.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #237 on: December 06, 2009, 11:19:10 PM »
Try to think of Sherlock Holmes and the Dancing Men
Whose shapes did letter forms compose,
A cypher, think of that and those
as one in the same ken.

My sons who at romance language balked
at speaking in a formal setting
was akin to a blood letting
as while a tygre  stalked,

Have found that ease of type and read
Elite as hackers are known to do
their programs to pursue
with every bit of speed.

Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #238 on: December 07, 2009, 04:33:36 AM »
Watashi no tanjobi wa ichigatsu desu ka
If you can guess this then HA
If not then HA HA HA ... HA! ;)

(and I like meijii chocolates :D )

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #239 on: December 07, 2009, 05:19:32 AM »
Is your birthday in January?
February is mine....

but the one birthday
that makes a sentence is...

March 4th.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.