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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #195 on: November 27, 2009, 05:39:46 PM »
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #196 on: November 27, 2009, 07:56:51 PM »
Quote from: Blaze on November 27, 2009, 04:46:37 AM
Bravo!  Bravo!  *throws Piotr a rose*


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He extricates himself from his mess - he thinks your rose divine!


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #197 on: November 27, 2009, 08:16:02 PM »
In a rush to save the day,
I'll change the thorns to pycopay,
Not only will it hurt much less,
but practice excellent dentifrice!

Skinny guys, I need to feed,
it takes some beef to feed my need
in a partner terpsicorchean
a Cadillac, not a delorean.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #198 on: November 28, 2009, 02:02:46 AM »
Blaze's scansion i would applaud
her accenuation condems me a clod
my lexicon contorted,  a perplexed peon
so what the fuck is tersicorchean???
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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #199 on: November 28, 2009, 02:41:06 AM »
What the fukka does it mean
to call someone a chorine?
What is with the focken word
Does it not sound too absurd?

Damn that woman, what the fokken
Can't she just be more plain spoken?
While she poetry abuses.
must she drag in all nine Muses?

Could it be? O! Perchance
Was she trying to say: DANCE?
Ficken be, just like a goat
To make clear what she wrote!

In this thread Calliope
Muse of Epic Poetry
Will not even show her face
She eschews the very place.

Clio knows we must repeat
Every single human feat
It is just no mystery
we do not learn from History.

Euterpe will always play
Music night and music day.
Polyhymnia's lyric swims
as she belts forth her hymns.

Erato says no mistake
when Cupid shoots a stake
Love poetry must be spake
If her pleasure you would make.

Urania seeks the stars,
higher than the cable cars
Farther than Hubble can see
as she serves astronomy.

Thaleia will make us chortle
She tickles every mortal
Comedy is her art
From the high to belch and fart.

Melpomene will disabuse
You of your happy, this grim muse
Favors she the tragic tales
deep and gray her heavy veils.

But feats of feet do soar
on the wings of Terpsichore.
Dancing shoes her favored wear
Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire

Paula Abdul, Chubby Checker
Maksim Chmerkovskiy (the rhyme wrecker)
Gene Kelly, and Sammy Davis,
Baryshnikov and Staines, Mavis.

Worship her in toe tap'd clutters.
Not to mention, Waldo Butters.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #200 on: November 28, 2009, 02:46:09 AM »
*smooches Blaze, still giggling*
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #201 on: November 28, 2009, 02:47:54 AM »
:| Blushes and dips a curtsy|:
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #202 on: November 28, 2009, 04:32:15 AM »
bravo, bravo !

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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


That's been disabled. But I can still CALL you Fup Duck. -Shecky

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #203 on: November 28, 2009, 04:51:47 AM »
BTW -- those are all actual root words from which THE F WORD was generated.  It is an ancient and eternal word, long shunned and feared.  Personally, I fear the word Audit far more.  No one ever gets a good audit.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #204 on: November 28, 2009, 01:55:36 PM »
Blaze, in the immortal words of Inigo Montoya... "I admit it, you are better than I am". :D

*bows*

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #205 on: November 28, 2009, 04:18:45 PM »
Awww, Thanks AR.  You know, sometimes the muse just hits you.   ;)  Besides, I am old, so I know a lot of words.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #206 on: November 28, 2009, 08:46:58 PM »
so whats my excuse?

My car, My car, my poor automobile
it shuffled, it wuffled, it puffled round the bend
My feet, My feet, they never do heal
they waddled, they doddled, they twaddled their end

oh woe, oh woe, how much farther to go
the duck, no luck, must truck her own arse home
flashed toe, offered a blow, but so, no free tow
no chuck, no schmuck, what the fluck, must roam

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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #207 on: November 29, 2009, 06:14:48 AM »
Ode to a Dead Jalopy?
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #208 on: November 29, 2009, 07:11:44 AM »
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In multicolored fun
If they would only run
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #209 on: November 29, 2009, 03:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Shecky on November 29, 2009, 06:14:48 AM
Ode to a Dead Jalopy?

oh there was a Shecky did morph
once a witch cat , now but a dwarf
I miss fell Greebo
(not a grebe tho)
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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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