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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Blaze:
You may be the ducktor, but I'm the real McCoy
The rhyme is the reason, not the squeaky toy
It isn't ducky season, and I am not a shill
I'm ordering the l'orange, and you will get the bill.

Rather than just banter,
not to make you scream,
nudist colonies in Florida,
have just become the theme.

So sharpen up your pencil,
and whet your  wit a whit,
For when next we compose
In the catbird's seat I'll sit.

Ms Duck:


there was a lassy duck in Hudson port
who went to file this here nudist report
all the boys were a bit over eighty
and while testes still quite weighty
I regret tis not so much long but short

of our laddie boy dear OE
the cause of our soliloquy
that hes here
have no fear
just not much left to see

Blaze:
Now that we are come
Under Florida's warm sun
Down along the coast
Inundated by a host
Skin showing not a stitch
To cover them, I twitch.

Color me less intrigued
Over such exposure
Let alone my thoughts
Over lack of hose-ure
Need to comprehend:
You'll see the bitter end.

Blaze:
A nudist and a nudibranch
Were off the a Florida Coast
Both common in those waters
Warm weather was their host.

The nudist had a pickle,
“Sea cucumber,” said he,
“a Tubifex like a T rex
Is what you get with me.”

The nudibranch was rankled,
Competitive, enraged
“Do you often boast so.
When socially engaged?”

“You misapprehend me,”
The unclad man replied,
“For I thought we were brothers,
When compared side by side.”

With languid strokes he stiffened,
The nudibranch, erect did look
The floater in his eye,
“I ‘ve a crab lodged in my anus

“And he itches by and by,
So you must forgive me,
For such things are a pain
And make me  testy, see?”

“I once had crabs a plenty,
bad company I kept,
but now that I’m a nudist
of these I have been swept.

“Lest you get too jealous,
Lest I hurt your pride,
even me, a nudist
up my anus give a ride.

“There is a agent of the
Service Revenue
who took the term internal
and decided it meant screw.

“He took advantage of
My assets, and left me
As you see, so now
I am a nudist in a nudist colony.”

The nudibranch, he nodded
Though he hadn’t any head.
“That is a sad, sad story
and I understand your dread.

“We don’t pay any taxes,
on the bottom of the sea
My butt crab keeps a look out
for the loan sharks after me.”

Ms Duck:


shocked by prose the duck said
you have won the nudist thread
now for some pancakes
and eggs and bakes
for nutella snacks and bread

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