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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Blaze:
Poetry for Dummies,
Will avail thee not.
In conquest of this 'verse.
Come with everything you've got
but you'll go from bad to worse.

I'll dance a poetic gavotte
around you with my rhyme
and leave you in a tongue tie knot
with iambic metery divine.

Look look look
in any book
for inspirational spark
when the dust does settle
you will be in the dark
and I in fine full fettle.

One Duck:
A flea and a fly in a flue

Were caught, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "Let us flee."

"Let us fly," said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

One Duck:
Ha ha ha ha ha
Here is a funny Haiku
I just made it up

Blaze:
O! High coups, high coups
It's what the fae nobles do
When Queens tell them to.

Ms Duck:

to hide behind baby Kooos
or make puns on high coups
gives no recuse
you will still loose
Im a ducktor damnit, not a goose

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