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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
Blaze:
If, with luck,
our own Ms Duck
on a beach in tropics struck
a pose in sunlit truck
all dipped in gold
tanning to behold
Would any blink
or even pause think
to put it down in ink
that she should drink
in the sun all but plucked?
To pinfeathers shucked?
On the beach all naked and displayed
Would she atoll regret Bikini browning made?
Ms Duck:
Setting a' blaze, duck nude in the burning sun
badly craze, the eager beaver beachgoers run
screaming out of synch
without even a wink
"gods be praised! rescue beached whale we come!"
OnlyElise:
LOL ok, I laughed at those, Blaze and Ms. Duck.
Blaze:
*Hugs* for you Onlyelise.
Stick to your guns, now
If you please.
When you get to be old
What wonders shall
you see unfold.
You will find opinionation,
Sets your jaw,
In determination.
Old like me you'll stand firm,
Best guess or belief
while youngsters squirm.
Blaze:
No one ever looked for a duck
and chose the scrawny one
Nor ever anorectic whale
was thought of as being luck!
Ms. Duck, a peach is never thin
and a bony hog to roast
never has been invited.
Juice we want dribbling down out chin!
Beluga, Beluga! Caviar!
And cheese, not of skim milk!
And cream is best of all by far,
Strawberries shun Soy Silk.
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