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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Ms Duck:
into the boxes
the cats shall play
struck by science
the Duck did sway

Fowl closed box
on Blaze' furry vermin
muttered quantum
quoted mad german

is the furroid live?
or is it now dead?
Blaze aimed her guns
right for feather head

free my meows!
from your science
i will accept
only compliance!

But dear Blaze!
we cant open locks!
think of truth!
and solve paradox!

Blam! Blam!
Blaze did fire
now for Duck
a funeral pyre

the cops did come
there was no defense
in jail she went
just recompense

now her pussy is
in this prison boxy
stuck right between
a jail pair o' doxy

 ;D

Blaze:
Kitty condo to jail house rock.
Pointed ears like Mr. Spock.
If Duck had shot my little cat,
I would have had no ire at that!

I did reap as I was sowing,
With the doxies much rough going.
I was paradox that irked, not knowing
If the box was a coffin or a form of stowing.

Some rose' and some apricot glaze
with restore this Duck to her glory days!

OnlyElise:
If inability to decide seems bad now,
imagine the mess that will inevitably happen
a few years down the road when it is easier to
shut up, tamp the spirit down, and watch
as one becomes nothing.

Blaze:
Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

I was where you are now.
When I was there, holy cow!
I was the horse who pulled the plow.

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

There were thoroughbreds, say Wow!
Ran in circles around me, I'd allow,
Made me feel like tamping dow'

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

You can do without the track, I vow;
You need the wheat, to fill the trough,
So to that harness, we all kowtow.

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

A shoulder to the plow
Pruning to the bough
The bacon from the sow...

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

It's you who matter now,
Onlyelise, quality endow,
from here to far Macao.

Not never nothing, no how.
Not never nothing, no how.

Ms Duck:
tis indeed of science boasted
of boxed cats, justly a'coasted
now comes onlyelise
in time moosy sneeze
with sauce duck toasted and roasted

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