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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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j3nnee:
to the people who slashed my tires

I wish that I could know
Why you did this act
So that I could find you
And kick your ass

I really feel alot of ire
that I had to spend cash
to get new tires
and I still want to kick your ass

If only I could track
who you were and why
I'd kick your ass
And not even sigh

I hope you're hit
by a bus or a truck
cause if you had any wit
if I find you, you're f---ed

MOOSEBURGERS!!!

Ms Duck:

there twas a lass with slash wheels
she hunted the stunted without appeals
she took out her axe
and with many whacks
made her keels into fine cannibal meals

 ;D

j3nnee:

--- Quote from: Ms. Duck on December 22, 2009, 06:44:27 PM ---there twas a lass with slash wheels
she hunted the stunted without appeals
she took out her axe
and with many whacks
made her keels into fine cannibal meals

 ;D

--- End quote ---

*huggles the ducky* Such a beautiful poem.
I will treasure it always. :D

Ms Duck:

theres a duck who went to labor
lost her sanity, drew her sabre
chopped up her boss
roasted him with sauce
now shes got a lecter for a neighbor

KarlTenBrew:
To do a thing like slashing tires,
so stupid and clearly drawing ire,
such spite I find infuriating,
only the mooseburger can restrain.

For to rampage around and knock em down
is a sure enough way to gget taken downtown,
but by surrendering to the moosey bliss,
I am saved through the burgeryness.

 ;)

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