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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
Blaze:
{{Braaaaaaapppppp}} Good Poem. *wopes corners of her mouth*
Ms Duck:
a criminal there was a Moose named Bob the Bruce
the judge set a date to dance a duce with a noose
hed paid pluck a buck
to rear f*ck a duck
why? oh why ? "the goose caboose was just too loose"
;D
Blaze:
The Bruce should have gone
Wi' a bonnie Lass
But he din'nae wanna be
a pain in the ass!
Piotr1600:
**claps** Well done!
Amusing poetry about inter-species anal bestiality!
I had to wipe the monitor from the tea that I sprayed on it when I started laughing...
So - Would either of you consider writing awful lyrics (about whatever subject tickles your fancy, of course!) for me to use in my various music projects?
The "awfuller the better", so to speak... I'll even throw in a "Pretty please?"
We've previously done songs about Dr. Kevorkian, Russian prostitutes, lawyers, crazy street people, the wizard of Oz, the Pope, Zombies, Bernie Madoff, Nazi's, Aliens, "Nazi Aliens", sex change surgery, orbital death rays (controlled by Sam Walton's brain, in a jar), and oh so many more...
I would love some new collaborators... ;D
Blaze:
Poems on commission?
I feel like I'm on a mission!
And if they ever make a hit,
will I get money out of it?
No, not avarice or greed.
Monetaries' pinching need,
Having hungry mouths to feed
living indoors, that's my speed.
And if it only amounts to fun?
I will say, what's done is done.
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