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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
Ms Duck:
woot!
go folks and hello new poet!
I let out a cry, confess to shudders
Blaze Trek lore, writ in canon?
red shirts die, green giant udders?
Datas sib Lore, Kirk gets bangin' ?
tis easy to say
wont write this way
But in Staaaaaar Treeeek
Reeed Shiiirrrrts must fryyyy!
*cue music, spotlight on dancind duck
the red shirts, gonna kill the red shirts, we gotta kill all the red shirsttttuuuuurk...
* Duck exits stage left, possibly involving hook around neck
;D
Blaze:
In my story (guitar riff) the Klingon's gay.
In my story (Guitar riff) the Vulcan's the same way...
The Klingon's the ship counselor, he's really deep
The Vulcan's into him, and where they sleep
(Guitar rip)
It's don't ask don't tell
It's the Captain's hell.
In my story (guitar riff) the ship has a ghost
In my story (guitar riff) he bugs the Captain the most...
The captain, you see, she is a dame
In his day and age, that was a shame
(guitar riff)
It's don't ask don't tell
It's the Captain's hell.
(Vulcan Harp interlude)
What...
What can you do?
What...
What can you do?
The Federation
Is in a stew...
In my story (guitar riff) high command's in a state
In my story (guitar riff) it's already too late
(Guitar Riff)
It's don't ask don't tell
It's the Captain's hell.
So they send in a ship full of what may be fools
So they send in a ship that they think of as tools.
No there's no Kirk.
No there's no Spock
Although there's a Vulcan
He'd be a great shock...
(Vulcan harp riff)
It's don't ask don't tell
It's the Captain's hell. (fades out)
It's don't ask don't tell
It's the Captain's hell.
Blaze:
--- Quote from: Arkteia on December 14, 2009, 12:07:38 AM ---((Blaze))
thank you Blaze
thats really sweet
no-way on earth
can I compete
My wit is stale
it's such a crime
I just can't write
in witty rhyme
--- End quote ---
I think that you, dear
Have nothing at all to fear
Will fit right in here!
*HUGS*
Ms Duck:
Blaze,my dearest friend
have you ever done read
ive got this book to lend
of when Aral and Cor wed
when shards of honor was writ
a Trek novel first, Lois did say
bout a bi klingon, a romantic bit
lady vulcan captain saves' day
Book was submited, reviews good
publishes pinked out, said nay
"rewrite, resubmit, if you could
Klingon captains are never ever gay"
So Lois had enough, said heck you
Klingons to Vor, Vulacans to Beta
added more drama, plot twist or two
super smart spies staid of andy Data
well if youre to write Star Trek
least stand in good staid
before you hope for that check
perhaps lesbian romulan maid?
Blaze:
Ahhhhhhh! I have never seen
I have never read
I have never heard of
Until dear Duck had said...
Now I need to find,
after mine is complete
rotgut for my mind
upon the toilet seat.
A new Trek Fiction
Is a welcome affliction.
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