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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
Wizwad:
*applauds, cheers*
Da-wild-gerbil:
My cat...
...I have no cat
Cats go *meow*
Or *fart*
But I hear no sound
For I have no cat
Catty catty meow meow
Any cat that has worms is not nice
Woe is me
Written by Da-wild-gerbil sometime before dawn 25/12/08
*Ta-dah*
Ms Duck:
this thread
full of awe and wonder
of poems
so bad and blunder
of moose
parts under yunder
their bowels
sound and thunder
to life
Blaze:
Time and tide for men don't wait.
But a cougar wants to mate
So for the male she will spend
A little while her trap to tend.
The feminine feline longs
To frolic in romantic throngs
To revel as with catnip's high
Pounce then ravage some young guy.
A sated cougar well will sleep
Contented her mate she'll keep
While satisfying every whim,
She'll still manage to pleasure him.
Ms Duck:
that ridiculous thang
up in thread with a dash
quite the challenge
far too much too flash
i have to wonder
bout that bonny boy
dont really wanna ride
can i pet the toy ?
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