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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Blaze:
Poor little quack,
give the granter
the sack
let him/her
bags pack
tell em never come back.

S.W.A.K.

Wizwad:

--- Quote from: Blaze on June 26, 2008, 08:27:37 PM --- :'(
Sniffle....
sniffle...
Wahhhhhhhhhhh.

--- End quote ---

Agreed!

 :'(

Lady Silver: Serenity:
wow...um...well...um...um...gotta go! good bye!

Ms Duck:
A poet and an avain marine
were critiqued by a lady serene
she said she had to flee
the end its plain to see
...
...
um..

what the f_ck rimes with silver, anyaway ???

Blaze:
The 47th element
is too hard to rhyme,
had you used argentite
twould be an easier time.

Your poetry would
gain momentum
had you called her
say... Argentum.

The meter could
be in fine fettle
adding epithets
like white metal.

Somewhere between
Gold and copper,
is the name of Lady
Serenity, proper.

Allusion in the place of fact
Keeps the rhyming scheme intact.

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