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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Ms Duck:
There once was one from an Angelic Clan
Rhymed with wit as only our chum Relic can
spake with Blaze bout Duck
but curse his lout luck
the fowl she led him too was a dumb Pelican

<-- despire similarities, not a Duck   ;D

angel relic:
Behold the Duck whilst in flight
flaps it's wings, try as might
cannot ever rise to sun
or ever retire a quacky pun.

Wise is Duck, deep and wide
but try as might, she fights the tide
and pokes her winged cousin Relic
not knowing her prey has stache like Selleck.
 
She commits the sin that cannot abide
and losses chance for mustache ride
And so sad Duck is forced to nest
all alone...for solo fest.

 ;D ;D ;D

Ms Duck:
I gigled myself sick :)

this is insired by recent events in poke:
http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,14637.msg677357.html#new

The townsfolk cried against the gathering gloom
a zillion Blazes blasted from her Zombie tomb
the wept and cried
lost hope and died
till Duck flew down with her trusty vacuum

they went to thank their stoic schollar
but then let out most heroic  holler
shed give them the bill
pay a hero? but still
"sucky sucky still five dollar"

angel relic:
Again and again and again and again
I see the Duck and begin to grin
One moment she quacks, another she sings
Behold Duck lands with vacuum in wings
To and fro she sucks about
but fowl humor follows no question or doubt
I'd pay a kings ransom to settle the bill
No matter the cost, whom ever to kill

Ms Duck:


the geek chorus soars for their star wars
witty repate zings for lord of the rings;
pirates some adores; ninjas the rest implores
DF held for buggy wings; Duck argued fury things

rock from the sky? or vord ship on sly?
I try this to see tis come clear to me
Lara Raith ally? Did Gaius realy fry?
well argue annything wont we  ;D

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