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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
angel relic:
The place where we post
is full of smart peoples
though at times we tolerate
some trolling, mean bleep holes. ;)
We match the Author
and also his issue
we strive to create
understanding of situ.
Hew and cry,
back and forth
in this we find
our truest north.
Watch now then
a Mod spring soon
and deliver all
a Board-wide gloom.
:D :D
Blaze:
O Priscellie! In her Mod
Go go boots and lissome bod
and Iago in his evil hat
a white council cool cat,
and Mickey Finn -- you know about him
an Apocalypticdisestamblishmentaricalifragiliticexpialidocious ism!
Three whom no gloom would truck
Three who fight to boot each schmuck
Who might this forum subvert, subsume
Turn from the light and into gloom.
So is it safe from those we dread
due to Mickey, Cellie and Fred.
Allowing me, the grateful undead,
To poke a relic, duck, redhead.
Now poetic combat with aplomb
is engaged each verbal bomb
launched with bungee and pluck
toward the Angel or the Duck
One thing I wish to straighten
while I can...
This poet is in deed
a Pelican!
Ms Duck:
there once was a Blaze, an enobled bird
in questions of rhyme ive off confered
ive heard Relic a raven?
count they now engraven
would make of Blaze Fowl the third
Blaze:
Flying together
Like those of a Feather
In syncronous wing
Gathering
High shall we go it
Together, all poets.
angel relic:
Off in the land of Mooseburger
deep in the thread of rhyme
lived a colony of fluffy hero's
all commited to stanza'd crime.
Each in turn, they mucked about
and sought a lower path
crapulence and debasement
served as guideposts to a laugh.
So nom de plume and satire
reigned supreme amongst the lines
trumped only by innuendo...
the refuge of deviant minds.
With heavy heart I end this farce
and troubled spirit too,
I present a silly limerick,
composed for winged friends anew.
-------------------------------------
A duck, a relic, a pelican
all waddled into a tavern
each ordered their drinks
and started, me thinks
driving posters to flappy distraction.
;D
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