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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #105 on: January 24, 2009, 03:17:59 PM »
Here's one i made up a while ago.. haven't been creative for a long time... been on poetry.com
Winds of Change:
Shifting thoughts, winds of change
strength within has grown
truths untold, life on hold
unable to go forward.
Open skies call, but sight is fixed
the heart so far away
losing all yet gaining more
the soul goes on its way.
A door is opened for two to go
but slammed before ones face
heart break eternal, hope is gone
removed from beyond lifes race.
The pain cuts deep, tears open the soul
seeking healing solace
life goes on, yet winds of change
forever will keep blowing.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #106 on: January 27, 2009, 03:43:02 AM »


staying up late
on neverwinter nights
no longer my fate
ive won all the fights

morrowind, tribunal,
and werwolves too
Oblivion no renewal
can never leave you

Civilization! Civilization!
one, two or four
no matter situation
addicted to more

I tried Starfleet command
and world of warcraft
played guitar rock band
total war till im daft

but poor woe is me
my old recreation
to playing history
time for civilization
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #107 on: January 27, 2009, 04:13:02 AM »
Daggerfall is my lament
For that is where my gold was spent.
I owned a house, a cart a horse,
I even owned a boat, of course.

In Daggerfall I wore cool clothes
The ugly outfits were my loathes
Worse than liche or giant rat
Were fashions which made me look fat.

I saved the King, I saved the child.
I turned into a werewolf wild.
I made a pact, I was redeemed
Temples weren't what they seemed.

Armor, I loved the bright red,
The orcish stuff was my dread.
I had a sword which with one swing
Could slay the worst of anything.

I helped out peasants, nobles too,
I save a villagers spouse, and knew
That word fame would about me spread.
But I didn't let it swell my head.

I travelled far, I travelled near
Alleviating Vengeance, Fear
I read the books, I read them all
and I was loved in Daggerfall.

You had to have the patch you see,
To let the old King's ghost be free.
Then you could find the cheats
That helped you map all the streets.

But Daggerfall and XP
were a match not meant to be.
And so, my favorite game is gone.
I no longer hear, "It's my turn, Mom."
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #108 on: February 19, 2009, 04:14:54 AM »


tossed on a writers block
no more witts to sell them
not even a pithy mock
or recipee for cerebellum

i have lost my inspiration
deep in the florida nite
no matter the perspiration
nothing rhymes quite right

Oh goddess Priscellie
descend from your henge
cure this poor nellie
....

ok, what scans with henge ?






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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #109 on: February 19, 2009, 05:39:19 AM »
Revenge?
Hugs are my second favorite thing in the world. The first involves hugging, but is more vigorous.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #110 on: February 21, 2009, 06:45:06 AM »
I haven't been watching this thread, so I'm not sure what all you've done, but the first topic to come to mind is veganism.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #111 on: February 21, 2009, 07:06:46 AM »
Hannibal the Cannibal
Found humans a treat
But most us get stuffed
Simply eating meat
Yet, I know some people
Get by with none of that,
Ingesting naught but tofu
Or things grown in a vat.
Not even cheese crosses
their lips, nor milk nor eggs
What exactly do they eat
So the question begs.

Vegans will eat nothing
That might a death cause
Thereby, they shun proteins
from fur and fins and claws.

Like the Jains of the east
Like a Buddhist Priest
Like a peaceful hippie
They won't even kill yeast.

They shun the use of leather
Even for their shoes
Even if by natural death
The cattle lost their moos.

The feed their dogs
Rice kibble and keep cats
Who gnaw on greens,
But never mice or rats.

Veganism, is the lifestyle
Veganism is the creed
They who eat what
Food eats, leaf and seed.

I don't know how they do it.
I don't think that I could.
But like the Dalai Lama,
They all must be so good.

So never knock a vegan,
Lest you come back as a bull,
Destined for a roadhouse,
Or a pig for a pork pull.









Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #112 on: February 21, 2009, 02:39:23 PM »
there twas a filly in kent
her love of veggies was bent
for a bliss slumber
a giant cucumber
in her other lips it went
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #113 on: February 21, 2009, 02:54:09 PM »
OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

There was a girl that loved a banana
that was a nice gift from her nana
what the nana didn't know
was the banana did go
in a place not approved by the nana.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #114 on: February 21, 2009, 03:20:39 PM »
MSL had a filly whose dream
Could cause your windows to steam.
But both cucumber and hole
Ignored the topic and extole
Meat in a tubular extreme. 

Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #115 on: February 22, 2009, 12:55:45 AM »
in honor of a goddess
and to please her many peeps
the duck studied bobby flay
and made great culinary leaps
grabbed many bad guys
ignored their feeble weeps
carefully checked naughty bits
syringed them till they seeps
fryed things golden brown
humbly offered nutella creeps
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #116 on: February 22, 2009, 02:06:56 AM »
Nutella smooth and slick it spreads
as fun to eat as it is in bed
playful touches here and there
Nutella Nutella everywhere
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #117 on: February 23, 2009, 03:14:46 AM »
Did you say Vegan Poetry or Vogon Poetry?
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #118 on: February 23, 2009, 03:17:49 AM »
Is there a difference?
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #119 on: February 23, 2009, 03:32:13 AM »
Well after googling samples of both I find myself thinking there isn't. :P
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