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This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« on: December 03, 2009, 10:14:37 PM »
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 10:47:47 PM »
Ugh... I'm a total virgin, but even I know sex ain't like what they're describing. Gaaah... if it were, it would turn anyone with sense into a celibate and we'd have to start growing babies in bottles like in Brave New World.

Anyone who uses the word "pistons" in a sex scene has to turn in their creative license, stat.
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 11:06:57 PM »
Don't tell JB that. He loves a challenge!  ;) :D
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 11:21:14 PM »
Worse yet, he'd make it work and then everyone would be trying it.

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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 11:36:09 PM »
Yep, that's EXACTLY what would happen!  :D
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 11:40:58 PM »
ROTFL classic!!
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 01:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Matrix Refugee (formerly Morraeon) on December 03, 2009, 10:47:47 PM
Anyone who uses the word "pistons" in a sex scene has to turn in their creative license, stat.

But what about all the Terminator and Robocop fanfic writers ?
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 01:50:57 AM »
Quote from: neurovore on December 04, 2009, 01:15:29 AM
But what about all the Terminator and Robocop fanfic writers ?

Heh, that's the exception that helps define the rule...
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 02:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Matrix Refugee (formerly Morraeon) on December 04, 2009, 01:50:57 AM
Heh, that's the exception that helps define the rule...

The word that I am looking for here, I think, is "RoboCopulation".
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 02:44:07 PM »
Hey Neurovore:  I know you've written favorably about a book called The Kindly Ones in other threads; I trust it isn't the same one as this year's winner of the Soft Boiled Eggs in Sex Writing Award?
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 04:10:43 PM »
Quote from: LizW65 on December 04, 2009, 02:44:07 PM
Hey Neurovore:  I know you've written favorably about a book called The Kindly Ones in other threads; I trust it isn't the same one as this year's winner of the Soft Boiled Eggs in Sex Writing Award?

Almost certainly not; the one I have in mind is a Melissa Scott from 1987.
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 11:48:55 PM »
Certain analogies, if used at all, must be used sparingly and purposefully to define a small portion of the behavior, not the entire act.  Like 'pistons' ::)

Also, somebody really needs better translators...
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 10:21:59 AM »
Quote from: neurovore on December 04, 2009, 02:20:03 AM
The word that I am looking for here, I think, is "RoboCopulation".

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to follow you on Twitter.
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Re: This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 11:43:19 PM »
I love this!  Now--honestly, would you show up to get your award?  I think I might, just to see who showed up!!!

And LOL  robocopulation   new classic!  Somehow I think I need to go back and rewatch those Star Gate shows with the replicators....were some of them? ....Well, you never know what some bored CGI designer might be doing....   ::)
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