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Offline cornyphil

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #345 on: July 04, 2008, 01:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Wolfeyes on June 27, 2008, 07:29:56 AM
-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.

If anyone knows where this is from, you are awesome.


Just to say it. I am pretty sure that is also a quote from Devil May Cry 4 (when you get Lucifer)

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #346 on: July 04, 2008, 08:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Gallowglass on July 04, 2008, 05:25:29 AM
Harry cannot go upto Daniel Radcliffe at a Convention and introduce him to a centaur he knows.

--Especially not after watching Equus.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #347 on: July 04, 2008, 08:36:38 PM »
not allowed to make centaur of attention jokes, either
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #348 on: July 05, 2008, 01:15:58 AM »
Quote from: MSL Returns on July 04, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
not allowed to make centaur of attention jokes, either
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Not even if horsing around, especially "whinny" really deserves it?

Say it out loud, folks...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #349 on: July 05, 2008, 01:20:31 AM »
Harry can't invite Titania and Mab over for a threesome.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #350 on: July 05, 2008, 03:13:54 AM »
Harry is not allowed to NOT sit right behind me in the movie theater so that he fries every cell phone in the place.   :-\

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #351 on: July 05, 2008, 07:39:14 AM »
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Just to say it. I am pretty sure that is also a quote from Devil May Cry 4 (when you get Lucifer)

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #352 on: July 05, 2008, 06:00:54 PM »
Oh, oh... WHAT DO I WIN!!!!
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #353 on: July 05, 2008, 06:50:42 PM »
Quote from: cornyphil on July 05, 2008, 06:00:54 PM
Oh, oh... WHAT DO I WIN ? ? ? ?


The satisfaction of knowing you're right, I would assume...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #354 on: July 06, 2008, 12:09:20 AM »
Hahaha, Oh well. That good enough for me  :P


I will not polymorph anyone into a sheep...  Nor will i shout For the Horde! as i do it

I will not tell Micheal that latin is so last century and he should shout For The Light! when he goes into battle.
      ~despite how much he resembles a Paladin
      ~Nor will i ask him to place Divine Intervention on me
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #355 on: July 06, 2008, 07:14:37 PM »
Haha, love the WOW reference.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #356 on: July 07, 2008, 04:36:11 AM »
I am no longer allowed to tell the younger Carpenter kids that Toot-Toot is Tinkerbell's older brother.
  -Even if he finds it funny.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #357 on: July 07, 2008, 11:09:51 AM »
Quote from: Wolfeyes on June 27, 2008, 07:29:56 AM
-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.

If anyone knows where this is from, you are awesome.

Devil May Cry 4. Awesome game.



Edit: Aw crap. Someone beat me to it.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2008, 11:12:41 AM by Psych Ninja »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #358 on: July 08, 2008, 07:48:36 AM »
Quote from: Gman on July 05, 2008, 01:20:31 AM
Harry can't invite Titania and Mab over for a threesome.

Not even Chuck Norris is man enough for that!!!
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #359 on: July 08, 2008, 06:52:05 PM »
Quote from: Gallowglass on July 08, 2008, 07:48:36 AM
Not even Chuck Norris is man enough for that!!!



Chuck would leave them panting and sweaty, and begging him for more...
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