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Offline Smaug with OCD

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Scenes you want...
« on: September 12, 2020, 02:06:05 AM »
... but will probably never see...

I'll start off by proposing a couple.

1) Butters needing to explain to his parents about the supernatural, and how he's a Knight of the Cross, a nice callback to Bombshells.

2) Along a similar vein, Charity has brought the kids to her mother's several times throughout the series. Grandma Carpenter seeing the Winter Lady on the news, fighting the Fomor invasion of Chicago would give me all kinds of laughs.

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2020, 06:08:20 AM »
I was really hoping to see mother Murphy staying over....cue awkward scenes with Harry and Karrin trying to get intimate but Mum is staying over ;)
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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2020, 11:54:06 AM »
Harry's fight with Justin. Seeing the fight with HWWB in GS, it looked quite different from how Harry thinks about it. It would be interesting to see what he misunderstood about the fight that got him the Doom of Damocles in the first place.

Harry noticing that Hendricks is actually book smart.

Harry noticing that Justine is James Bond with boobs.

Harry noticing that a boy has grown up and thinking that he's known him since he bought his first jock strap.

A scene where Harry shows up at the White Council meeting, jaw clenched, ready to give them all a piece of his mind as they vote to kick him out... only to have wizard after wizard who he barely recognizes come up to the podium and talk about how Harry saved a friend-of-a-friend. (I'm thinking of something like the prom scene in Buffy. With the added fun of the Merlin or Christos having to stand up on stage and just take the rebuke.)




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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2020, 02:42:19 PM »


Little Maggie asking Harry about the "birds and the bees.." ::)

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2020, 05:00:02 PM »

Little Maggie asking Harry about the "birds and the bees.." ::)

Little Maggie asking Bonea about the “birds and bees...” in front of Harry and Murphy.

Hendricks and Mac having a good old chinwag.

Carlos losing his virginity... to anybody.

Murphy becoming a Valkyrie and immediately gaining 15 inches in height.

Harry using the Athame to cut a pizza into slices for the Guard.

Rudolph being caught by the Wild Hunt led by Kringle and forcibly transformed into a Reindeer for the rest of his life.

Harry realising for the first time that Marcone’s eyes are in fact blue.

Arthur Langtry, locked in his quarters, obsessively cataloging his immense and varied collection of bottle caps, away from prying covetous eyes.

Harry looking at a beautiful woman for the first time and totally ignoring her boobs.

Mac with a bad stain on his apron.

Mouse peeing in a corner inside.

Toot eating celery.

Harry eating celery.

Harry singing “A Wizards Staff Has a Knob On The End” whilst attaching the Athame to his staff.



Harry saying “Hells Balls”.....hold on


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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2020, 05:44:59 PM »
Hendricks and Mac having a good old chinwag.
Seen from Murphy's PoV as she translates the "Martian" grunts and gestures, in the style of Aftermath.

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Harry using the Athame to cut a pizza into slices for the Guard.

Rudolph being caught by the Wild Hunt led by Kringle and forcibly transformed into a Reindeer for the rest of his life.

So much these.

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Harry looking at a beautiful woman for the first time and totally ignoring her boobs.

The very definition of True Love.

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Toot eating celery.

Also the very definition of True Love.

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2020, 06:48:03 PM »

Also the very definition of True Love.

Lara getting burnt by a half eaten stick of celery with very small tooth marks on it.


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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2020, 11:16:26 PM »
Lara getting burnt by a half eaten stick of celery with very small tooth marks on it.

Perhaps stuck in a blood mary?

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2020, 02:38:06 AM »
Toot eating celery.

Harry asking Toot why he was eating celery and Toot explaining that Lacuna showed Toot a mortal movie (Pulp Fiction) where a mortal character (played by Samuel L Jackson) explains to a man that he is about to kill, that "when your girlfriend's a vegetarian, you pretty much become a vegetarian too."
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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2020, 04:23:53 AM »
Lacuna forcibly extracting teeth from dying Fomor to make a necklace.

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2020, 10:59:39 AM »
Lacuna forcibly extracting teeth from dying Fomor to make a necklace.

Then falling on her butt because they are too heavy and weigh her down.

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2020, 11:11:35 AM »
Lacuna scrimshawing giants teeth, in a very, very creepy fashion, and Toot finding it adorable.

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2020, 05:01:37 PM »
Lacuna scrimshawing giants teeth, in a very, very creepy fashion, and Toot finding it adorable.

Toot carves a heart on the tooth that says,"Toot loves Lacuna.."

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2020, 06:36:22 PM »
Unfortunately it’s one of Harry’s front teeth whilst he is sleeping and having a nightmare of Lloyd Slate.

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Re: Scenes you want...
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2020, 06:47:33 PM »
Unfortunately it’s one of Harry’s front teeth whilst he is sleeping and having a nightmare of Lloyd Slate.

 But Harry likes the effect so much he has the other front tooth pulled to highlight it.