These are all house trained Spot. They just need a good home.
That's what you said the last time. And then one of those couches swallowed a newbie. Only to spit out the bones a few weeks later. So forgive me, if I don't trust you.
O.o. Wild couches?? Will they eat me?!
They don't eat people. They swallow people whole.
Only if you appear the weakest of the herd.
*Quickly flicks through the catalogue.*
Errrr, no?
Yeah, these couches will swallow anyone. Weak, strong, super-strong, hulk, everyone.