I will no longer threaten people with my Hippogryph.... no matter how much i wish i had one.

I will no longer order Murphy a Kids Meal at Buger King... I still can't feel my toes

I will NEVER attempt to slap Mab's, Titiana's, Lily's or Lara's ass. Or any other female being powerful enough to squash me like a bug... or eat me... and Luccio will kill me
A) That goes double for Luccio... she's had several hundred years to practice her throwing techniques
B) Same for Murphy... i still can't feel my legs

Avada Kendvra is not a killing curse.

Ordering a bunch of Pizza and then sending the Za Guard after City Hall is just wrong... no matter how much they deserve it