I loved this quote so much I dog-eared the page (just a little! don't hit me!)

"Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory."

If you fit that on a t-shirt, i swear on all that is good and holy that i will personally buy and wear one everyday under my work uniform.