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out in space
was crewman Fred
jolly and gay
the life he led.

"this is illogical"
Mr Spock dryly said
"He cant be happy
His shirt is quite red"

so they beamed him
down to an alien club med
but he was gaurding mccoy
so now our Fred is bled dead.

797
and in the eve
i do deduce
do you yourself
possibly seduce ?

798
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

when luke has got
to hit exaust ports
or rescue princesses
from space moon forts

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

 what Han and Chewie
do in kinky gay resorts
Leia will soon find out
she reads Boba Fetts reports

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

Luke finaly gets laid
Empires Hand of sorts
shes just annother sister
this will end in family courts

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

Now Hand is dead, Leia wed,
where will Luke find support ?
R2 is a lesbian, mommy dead
the ghost of Yoda is too short


its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

--off to yall..keep adding lyrics !



799
Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: January 20, 2009, 03:15:42 PM »
..order Snuggies blankets for Cowl. cause the bathrobe just aint cool enough.

800
sniffffff awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww huuuuuuuuugs

gong!

you win the deep feelings round.

next topic ?

801


I looked for a reply
and geus what duck saw?
a warm snuggly blaze
to make me say "awwwww"

802
"Strawberry salads, strawberry drink, strawberry in every mode I can think.
Strawberry dipped in chocolate dark, strawberry dipped in chocolate white.
Strawberry strawberry all day and night.  Strawberry treacle, such a delight." - Blaze

"Strawberry anime, is boys dressed in sailor skirt
Strawberry manga, shots of girls knickers
Strawberry panic, mercenary and teenie girl flirt
posted in reply, to make Blaze snicker" -the duck

803

and your dear spouse
the nasal chosen one
does it sound of thunder?
or kerbang of shotgun ?

it could be much worse
your nosy nocturnal fun
you could have loved moose
then snored boogers by ton


MOOSE BOOOGERS



804

Its sunday nite
stayed up late
lonely again
isnt this great

lookin for love
got no hot date
just me an myself
geus ill _______

whered i put
my fave rate
out of batteries
just my fate

nothing left..
but wait ! but wait!
got a new phone
an htc touchmate  ;D

rest right there
against my gate
text me soon yall
its set to vibrate


 ;D


805
and for more tolkein fun..

http://lfgcomic.com/page/218

806
not poultry, but tastes simmilar..

" Tap Tap
goes the octopus
tentacle
on the glass
tap tap tap

 Tap Tap
goes the octopus
tentacle
on the glass
tap tap tap

 Tap Tap
goes the octopus
tentacle
on the glass
tap tap tap"

--random text sent by me to Dizzy, just cause thats what BFFs are for


"Toss Toss
goes the toaster
into
the water thrown
ZAP ! ZAP ! ZAP!"

-- Dizzy's reply, about 2 seconds later

807
Site Suggestions & Support / Re: Just a question
« on: January 15, 2009, 07:41:34 PM »


other rank:

'misspelled villain in a JB book'- 10000 posts

808
ROFLOL

809

Once upon a rosy dawn
walked a naive duck chick
met upon a bragging swan
claimed he a mighty prick

"I was Leda's lust
she swoon neath my wing
I tasted virgins bust
sampled Ganymedes ring

I comforted fair Isodole
when the Lance was lost
she screamed on my pole
just like old man Faust

a legend is my mighty wand
no need to get tackey
been mentioned far and yond
even in Mercedes Lackey

It was I taught Anita Blake
to forget wolf and vamp
for my mighty members sake
shes no longer a tramp

So what say you
cute little missy duck
never will she rue
who tries me for a f_ck"

the little duck thought long
the little duck thought hard
would it be so truly wrong
to have a quick roll in yard ?

the duck spake "No, Dove
your brags are  but a test
after all those other loves
youve got herpes, at best "










810
AWESOME

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