I am not allowed to make comments about the "Magic" in World of Warcraft

I'm a bit of a poet, but I've forgotten the correct Iambic Pentameter beat so this poem goes here... It's not too bad, just sad...

The hands of my grandmother

When they were young they felt different things
Ribbons bows clothes and strings
The feel of tree bark
Toys, maybe a Noah's ark

When they were older they knew
the weight of a wedding band, clothes of blue
and other colors. Diapers, baby clothes for three
The touch of my grandfather's hands, Car and house key...

They aged more, and soon a baby girl was held
and eventually my brother. She changed diapers that smelled
Or at least my mom did. Her hands lost plumpness and became bonier
and in 1980, with the love of her life passing away became a little lonelier

She moved from Florida to Washington DC,
Hands of her children helping far from Atlantic sea.
She decided not to cook very much
but her hands still loved with every touch

Her children, her grandchildren and a great granddaughter
I am far from these loving hands across many miles of land and water
 These hands now lie still, though they helped her eat, and wipe away tears of joy and grief,
 and put shoes on her feet. Now they hold a handkerchief.

These hands once so active lying still
Me, forget her hands, I never will.
Time wore them out, with wrinkles and spots,
knuckles more visible, and arthritic knots

May my hands be just as loving as hers
for the children - my darling daughter's
When She has grown up and gotten married
As time sails on and never has tarried.

Thanks for adding that Priscellie. Sorry I forgot to put it in the spoiler bar.

*SNIPPED*
I will not try to set up Murphy with Toot Toot.
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Even though they are almost of the same height

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I will not say "Say Hello to my little friend" while introducing Murphy.
- Even though it is true.
- Even though she has the same nature as that of a gun.

Heheheh Those are funny!

I will never recreate Pirate movies, or Jaws at the Shedd Aquarium.

Things not to Sing/Do around Murphy:

Sing "Short People Got No Reason" by Randy Newman
Do Not Order Short Stacks of Pancakes.
Do not Talk about Martin Short's works referring to them with his last name only.
Do not call her Tiny, Shorty, Wee One, Lil One, Small Fry...

Mmmm, biscuits and sausage gravy...  Never did care for grits, though.

And yes, Terrijo, I saw the jewelry when you posted it in my blog comments!  It's so cool!

Nice Jewelry... I like biscuits with butter and jelly... But I MISS GRITS! I'm out in SoCal... Virginia born and raised....