1) Avoid anyone over the age of 30 who isn't wearing a wedding ring. They probably aren't married because they spend 30 hours a week gaming and prefer to be addressed as "Thorin Goldenbeard the Third" rather than "Frank".
Some of us have jobs that preclude dating, but taking three hours out to game to relax (so as to not go mad in the NOC) can be done due to the presence of a pager. That said, it sounds like you have had a few bad experiences with the type.
3) There's going to be two guys there named Jeff. There's ALWAYS two guys named Jeff. Everyone will call one big Jeff and the other little Jeff. One is always cool but not too into the gaming experience, and one is always a freak.
Could that be regional? Back home, it was 'John'.
7) LARPers. There's a good kind of LARPer and a BAD BAD BAD kind of LARPer. Until you have more experience, you'll never be able to tell the difference. A good clue though is if they have a foam sword. Those are typically the good LARPers, but you can't be too sure. Best to avoid them altogether at first.
If I might make a couple of suggestions...
Listen to them talk during OOC time or downtime. If they talk heatedly about their characters more than they do their day to day lives, news, or other things, then be wary. The LARPers who have interests other than gaming (like computers, politics, martial arts, and the like) tend to be of a well balanced sort and have lives outside of the game. It is the ones who lives
are the game that you have to watch out for.
Keep an eye open for two or three games, to get an idea of the people you are gaming with.
Always be wary of an ST who wigs out when the players do not do something "according to the script". That is more than a little creepy...
1) NEVER under any circumstances offer to be the one to call the pizza place. You will ALWAYS get shortchanged by someone, even though you counted it out five times. RPGers spend most of their time crunching numbers for their hobby and they will burn you and not even know they're doing it.
You might be on to something there.
Also,
always bring cash. The last thing you want to do is be the one who only has plastic. That is a major gamer faux pas.
4) Don't drink the coffee. See above...it's not coffee like you know it unless you're used to your coffee having the consistency of pudding.
If it cannot grab a nearby spoon and try to whack someone with it, then it is not Real Coffee(tm).