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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 12, 2008, 12:09:53 AM »
When taking a #2 on someone else's toilet and they complain about Harry taking so long, he is not allowed to comment back with the phrase, "And this too shall pass"

a. Unless it really IS about to pass...
b. Unless I want to be hand-delivered to Mab by pun-wearied former friends, who have trussed me up like a suckling pig with an apple in my mouth and bound my limbs tighter than Morgan's attitude.

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DF TV Series / Re: POLL: End Game Opinion of the Series
« on: May 08, 2008, 12:25:55 PM »
So wait...What replaced the TV series?


Repeats of BSG and Doctor Who, until new eps became available; oh, and the occasional SciFi Originals Beastie of the Week movie!

Can you believe Kevin Sorbo's so pinched for a paycheck that he'd do that "Aztec Rex" movie airing this weekend?

Guess the residuals from Hercules and Andromeda are drying up...

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: April 09, 2008, 07:53:18 AM »
Remember that point in "Dead Beat", when Harry goes to meet Mavra's ghost at the grave she arranged for Harry, in Graceland Cemetery near the Inez Clarke statue?

Quoting:
"Graceland Cemetery is famous. You can look it up in just about any Chicago tour book—or God knows, probably on the internet. It's the largest cemetery in town, and one of the oldest. There are walls, substantial ones, all the way around, and it has far more than its share of ghost stories and attendant shades. The graves inside range from simple plots with simple headstones to life-sized replicas of Greek temples, Egyptian obelisks, mammoth statues—even a pyramid. It's the Las Vegas of boneyards, and my grave is in it.

The cemetery isn't open after dark. Most aren't, and there's a reason for it. Everybody knows the reason, and nobody talks about it. It isn't because there are dead people in there. It's because there are not-quite dead people in there. Ghosts and shadows linger in graveyards more than anywhere else, especially in the older cities of the country, where the oldest, biggest cemeteries are right there in the middle of town. That's why people build walls around graveyards, even if they're only two feet high—not to keep people out, but to keep other things in. Walls can have a kind of power in the spirit world, and the walls around graveyards are almost always filled with the unspoken intent of keeping the living and the un-living seated at different sections of the community dinner table.

The gates were locked, and there was an attendant in a small building too solid to be called a shack, and too small to be called anything else. But I'd been there a few times, and I knew several ways to get in and out after dark if need be. There was a portion of the fence in the northeast corner where a road construction crew just outside had left a large mound of gravel, and it sloped far enough up the wall that even a man with one good hand and a large and ungainly dog could reach the top.

We went in, Mouse and I. Mouse might have been large, but he was barely more than a puppy, and he still had paws that looked too big for his lean frame. The dog had been built on the scale of those statues outside Chinese restaurants, though—broad chested and powerful, with that same mountainous strength built into his muzzle. His coat was a dark and almost uniform grey, marked on the tips of his fuzzy ears, his tail, and his lower legs with solid black. He looked a little gangly and clumsy now, but after a few more months of adding on muscle, he was going to be a real monster. And damned if I minded the company of my own personal monster going to meet a vampire over my grave.

I found it, not far from a rather famous grave of a little girl named Inez, who had died a century before. The little girl's grave had a mounting on it, and in the mountain resided a statue. I'd seen it often, and it looked mostly like Carroll's original Alice—a cherub in a prim and proper Victorian dress. Supposedly, the child's ghost would occasionally animate the statue, and run and play among the graves and the neighborhoods near the graveyard. I'd never seen her, myself.

But hey. The statue was missing.
"

Anyway, on my tour to link Real Chicago to Dresden's Chicago, I went to Graceland Cemetery, which was more accurate in its description than Jim could have realized...one of the outer walls had a HUGE pile of gravel, as described above; the variation on this is that the gravel was there because the workers were repairing a hole from where a car had crashed through the brick wall...turns out they have to fix car oopsies like that at least 3 times a year because some are too soused to drive straight on a straight road.

But you have to admit...hole in wall + pile of gravel near wall =  "...several ways to get in and out after dark if need be."

Cue Rod Serling and Twilight Zone theme...

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: April 09, 2008, 12:33:32 AM »
Mmmkay, if it wasn't obvious enough, but the hell with it, I'm gonna say it anyways. I'M JEALOUS! That map sounds badass. I can't speak for myself, but you must definitely get a warm fuzzy feeling when your favorite author recognizes you. I bow down to your fandom. *Bows down*. "I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy." -SkullOne


You want a link to the map website?

http://www.bigstickinc.com/

Top row shows the Chicago Maps...what I sent Jim was Chicago Neighborhood Map (Second  Version, Second  Edition); what he signed was Chicago Neighborhood Map, Third  Edition
 
There's even a deal to get what they call the Chicago Triple Play:
Includes:
  - Chicago 1st Edition
  - Chicago 2nd Ver. 2nd Edition
  - Chicago 3rd Edition

All for $90...that's like $10 30 per map!

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DF Books / Re: Shirt Quotes
« on: April 08, 2008, 10:12:13 PM »
I have a very good friend in Cleveland who has a fairy maid.

He's very nice to her children, too.

The fact that your friend told you about having a fairy maid...doesn't that invalidate their maid service, according to the non-discussion of fairy maid service rule?

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: April 08, 2008, 09:35:09 PM »
...what I meant by losers is me chastising myself for not reading this series since its conception back in 2000. I need to get a few t-shirts though and meet JB in person and I'll be happy. 

Having met the fellow personally on his first booksigning in Chicago (if I recall Shannon's info correctly), I have to say this: wherever the man is storing the ego he ought to have (The aircraft hangar where they store Howard Hughes' Spruce Goose comes readily to mind), he sure as heck didn't pack it on his trip to the booksigning I went to...he was open, friendly, humble, and clearly enjoying meeting his addicts fans.

Indeed, he hasn't forgotten what it's like to be a fan, so he applies that sensibility in addressing his fans; with Shannon's invaluable assistance, I was able to write a biography of Jim that knocked my teacher for a loop...instead of just relying on available printed material, she gave me the ultimate in first-hand information and I passed with flying colors, due largely to her help and that of others in Jim's inner circle.  With her further assistance, I was able to put into his hands (via the US Postal System) not only said biography, but the other Jim Butcher Project I presented (same teacher) for my History Of Chicago class...the teacher was adamant on this Final Project: NO AL CAPONE, NO MICHAEL JORDAN!; seems that was all previous classes had done, and one can only look at so many Capone-themed papers without going a little bug-snap!  So I had a rather-unusual idea:  Since I'd already pimped introduced the books to her, I suggested using the Chicago Neighborhood Map made/sold by Big Stick Inc. as a means of documenting where Real-Life Chicago met Dresdenverse Chicago, as described in the books...marking the locations with those peel-and-stick colored dots, color-coding each book and using it to mark these intersection points (Storm Front, Fool Moon, etc.).

When that, along with my presentational style, impressed the teacher  (There IS something rather attention-grabbing when your lecturer rips open his shirt, revealing a Bookstore Commando shirt in a Superman-ish manner...), who was rating not only on content, but ability to keep one's audience interested...the question then became, "What do I do with it now?".  I decided, with Shannon's help, to send it to the subject of the biography, along with the color-dotted map; skip forward to the book lecture in Chicago suburbs, where I am waiting with the most recent update of the Chicago Neighborhood Map, rolled up in a tube.  Jim might not have been able to pick me out of a lineup before that night...but when I unrolled the map, he knew EXACTLY who I was, and signed not only the books, but the map, which hangs on the wall to my left as I write this, protected from the ravages of Time by the expert lamination skills of the Merry Elves of Kinko's/FedEx

For those curious about this Chicago Neighborhood Map, Chicago is made up of numerous neighborhoods, each with a little something special and their own identity...when Harry refers to going into the Morgan Park neighborhood, Morgan Park is on the southern point of Chicago (on the map, it's grid-referenced at "M-6")...if he were going to the Portage Park neighborhood, Portage Park is on the Northwest side of Chicago (on the map, it's grid-referenced at "C-4").  The Morgue area where Butters works is, I believe, near the hospital, located at F-7, in the area labelled "The M.D. (Medical District)/University Village"...get the idea?

If the Admins will allow it, I'll post a link to where you can buy the map and track Harry's movements yourself; if not, email me off the board for Big Stick's website.

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: April 08, 2008, 02:06:53 PM »
Yeah I was one of those losers that never read one of the books until I saw the series  :-[.

By "losers", one assumes you refer to the amount of time you lost before you realized that Book-bound Harry was, in some ways, superior to TV Harry...

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DF TV Series / Re: POLL: End Game Opinion of the Series
« on: September 23, 2007, 08:00:34 PM »
I wasn't able to get cable until the last 3 episodes aired...due to the kindness of some, I was allowed to see maybe 3 others; I'm gonna see if Netflix has the DVDs.


"Quis ego saw , ego amo"

What I saw, I liked.

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:15:44 AM »
  I had heard that too, may I ask what in the hell is a CEO who hates science fiction doing running a scifi channe?  Or was it part of some packaged deal?

Ever hear of power being a time-tested intoxicant?

When you have a chance to be king of the hill, does it really matter where your hill is?

Besides, the CEO is some woman named Hammer, I believe; maybe her heart was broken by some nerd-stereotype, and this is revenge?

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: August 17, 2007, 02:16:25 AM »
Loved the show.  Mad that Scifi channel cancelled it.  BAD, BAD, stupid decision!!!!

This is, of course, par for the course regarding Sci-Fi's mind-numbing skill in defecating on its own dinner plate.

If something works, it has (if they're lucky) one half-season in which to be judged as worth keeping...sometimes, they have a show that inspires loyalty of a size not seen since Trek (Farscape/Stargate SG-1, anyone?), and they STILL cancel it!!!

Why?  Because several sources have said that Sci-Fi's CEO positively HATES science-fiction; the decision to put wrestling on the Sci-Fi Channel was ranking right up there with offering Roseanne Barr a singing gig!  Wrestling and Sci-Fi go together like a peanut-butter and battery-acid sandwich; truly, the demented vision of someone who hasn't the intellect of a lobotomized coconut!

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: August 11, 2007, 04:32:33 PM »
Actually, I discovered the books before the TV series...

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DF Books / Re: Did you discover the books because of the TV Show?
« on: August 10, 2007, 08:35:09 PM »
MWAHAHAHAHA!

Our evil plan is succeeding! Soon we shall realize our insidious goal of spreading literacy and bibliophile-ism through the nation via quality television programming!

LET THE BRAINWASHING...erm...CONTINUE!


It's only brainwashing if the subject has a dirty mind!

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