I recently decided that I want a shirt that says something to the effects of "Warning: Black Magic can result in death by poultry" or "Black Court Vampires Weakness: Sunlight, religious symbols, falling poultry."

I want one too. Or how about,

On the front-

How to kill Blampires:
1. Sunlight
2. Holy Water
3. A frozen turkey at terminal velocity.

and on the back-

(Blampires?)

The Dresden Files--By Jim Butcher


That would be great. Also, somewhere in there is an awesome "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" joke.

Edited to add: I would totally buy a Because that idea is made of funny.