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Title: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: LizW65 on April 26, 2008, 12:37:06 PM

This is a game of silly dialogue attribution. :D 
For example:
"I want to be a carpenter when I grow up," Tom said woodenly. 
"You need to watch your cholesterol," said Tom heartily.

Can you think of some more?  Here's one more to get things started:

"What's that, Lassie?  Timmy's in the well?" said Tom doggedly.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 27, 2008, 07:45:55 PM

"Are you gay?" Tom queried.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Yeratel on April 27, 2008, 10:41:28 PM

"Fir trees are a great renewable resource," Tom opined.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Hoodooed on April 28, 2008, 06:09:51 AM

“I always wanted to be an auto-mechanic,” Mr. Carr purred.

“I asked a plumber to drop by and check the toilet later,” John called up the stairs.

“Ungh!” And that was about all any one ever got out of old man McAnally.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Yeratel on April 28, 2008, 05:58:06 PM

"There's always room for more congenial company here in McAnally's," Tom admitted.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Hoodooed on April 28, 2008, 06:27:53 PM

“Lets ratchet it up folks,” proved to be the last words wrenched from Mr. Good’s lips.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 29, 2008, 02:59:13 AM

"I want a bicycle," Tom spoke.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Hoodooed on April 29, 2008, 03:14:44 AM

"Hoodooed sure felt swift the morning after he tipped a bottle and forgot all about Tom through the night," poor old Turkey Tom S Wift attributed to cause.

Geesh. *Is Sheepish."

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: OZ on April 29, 2008, 03:18:33 AM

"It's just soap and water," Tom bubbled.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: OZ on April 29, 2008, 03:19:45 AM

"I just can't seem to lose any weight," Tom said heavily.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 29, 2008, 04:21:30 AM

"I like this book," Tom said, turning read

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: OZ on April 29, 2008, 04:23:43 AM

"I just can't figure out the answer to number seventeen," Tom said testily.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Yeratel on April 29, 2008, 05:09:01 AM

"We've struck oil!" Tom gushed.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: LizW65 on April 29, 2008, 12:56:27 PM

"I'm the plumber -- I'm here to fix the toilet," Tom said flushing.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 29, 2008, 01:09:12 PM

"What kind of bird is that?" Tom chirped.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Yeratel on April 29, 2008, 01:51:59 PM

"I believe that creature is a Boojum," Tom snarked.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Yeratel on April 30, 2008, 01:27:26 AM

"TOM SWIFT, YOUR TIME HAS COME," the DEATH of the Discworld rattled.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on May 01, 2008, 01:31:10 AM

"That worked!" Tom said forcedly.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: OZ on May 01, 2008, 06:40:15 AM

"Turn down the flame," Tom said heatedly.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on May 01, 2008, 05:30:23 PM

"That quiz was hard," Tom said testily.

"What is on the test?" Tom asked inquisitively

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Kali on May 03, 2008, 01:25:59 PM

"I love this music!" Tom sang out.

"My hair is tangled," Tom snarled.

"I'm gonna get a candy bar," Tom snickered.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Kristine on May 05, 2008, 04:32:56 AM

"I dropped the Toothpaste." Tom said crestfallen.

Title: Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
Post by: Yeratel on May 05, 2008, 06:38:49 AM

"I really need to get myself a dog," Tom muttered.