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Title: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Jack of Hearts on May 25, 2018, 01:37:51 AM
  I don't believe its ever been established if Ramirez ever lost his virginity after it was revealed by Lara in White Night that he was a virgin but in my headcanon he is still one. This made me feel even worse for him after the events of Cold Case....

  If I ever got to ask Jim a funny question at a Q&A it would be is Ramirez ever going to get laid? I can even imagine a short story where Harry, Mouse, and Butters take him to a bar to try to be his wing men only to have the whole thing ruined when Thomas shows up....
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Con on May 25, 2018, 02:31:20 AM
WOJ is that he's still a virgin. At this point I think it's a save yourself till marriage kind of deal.
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Jack of Hearts on May 25, 2018, 03:00:54 AM
There could be some power in virginity. Perhaps it could come into play at some point.
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: groinkick on May 25, 2018, 04:18:11 AM
Well virgins do make great sacrifices.....  Or maybe Leah will want to take it...  Or who knows!  I do think it's important since Molly, and Ramirez are both virgins, and pretty old to still be so in this day and age.
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: KurtinStGeorge on May 25, 2018, 07:16:41 AM
Was there anything said in the short story where Molly put the hurt on Carlos that tells us he's still a virgin?  Just because Molly is doesn't tell us anything about him.
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Fcrate on May 25, 2018, 08:18:48 AM
If he was a virgin before cold case, then tough luck, I don't think he'll ever get laid. Molly did a number on him, probably castrated him, and if not, then he'll never be able to get it up after the first time's traumatic experience. Poor guy. :P
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Quantus on May 25, 2018, 12:33:20 PM
If he was a virgin before cold case, then tough luck, I don't think he'll ever get laid. Molly did a number on him, probably castrated him, and if not, then he'll never be able to get it up after the first time's traumatic experience. Poor guy. :P
He's not that bad off, as of the first chapter of Peace Talks.  Walks with a cane but still mobile, and not indication of more...dramatic mutilation.  Granted his interest in Molly is probably nice and obliterated, but I doubt that would be enough to turn him off for life. 
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Fcrate on May 25, 2018, 01:30:19 PM
He's not that bad off, as of the first chapter of Peace Talks.  Walks with a cane but still mobile, and not indication of more...dramatic mutilation.  Granted his interest in Molly is probably nice and obliterated, but I doubt that would be enough to turn him off for life. 
The Lady's mantle protects itself, with extreme prejudice. He probably has a ball-tie.
You mentioned the first chapter of PT (Hell, reminds me of school). I'm inrigued: WOOOT? :O
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Quantus on May 25, 2018, 01:40:52 PM
The Lady's mantle protects itself, with extreme prejudice. He probably has a ball-tie.
You mentioned the first chapter of PT (Hell, reminds me of school). I'm inrigued: WOOOT? :O
The first chapter of Peace Talks was released to the Dresden Files Card Game Kickstarter backers as a stretch-goal reward.  It's just Thomas and Harry out having a morning jog and a talk about family, when Carlos shows up to inform harry about the incoming Peace Talks and his (Harry's) expected role in them. 
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Fcrate on May 25, 2018, 02:39:51 PM
Cool thanks :D It didn't say if Carlos still has his gonads?
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Quantus on May 25, 2018, 02:53:47 PM
Cool thanks :D It didn't say if Carlos still has his gonads?
...Harry didnt think to ask.  :o ??? :P 

That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: jonas on May 25, 2018, 02:57:24 PM
Is that not one of the things The Winter Lady molly now owes Ramirez??
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Fcrate on May 25, 2018, 03:06:22 PM
...Harry didnt think to ask.  :o ??? :P 

That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever
heh.
Is that not one of the things The Winter Lady molly now owes Ramirez??
She owes him a new ballsack?
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Mira on May 25, 2018, 04:54:14 PM



    There is always hope.... ::)
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: groinkick on May 25, 2018, 05:10:46 PM
That's how you know the Dresden Files is fiction.  No way a wizard named Carlos Ramirez doesn't get laid...  It just doesn't happen.  The name alone would get him all kinds of action.
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Snark Knight on May 29, 2018, 02:12:51 AM
...Harry didnt think to ask.  :o ??? :P 
That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever

Well if he's not speaking a few octaves higher than last time Harry saw him, it probably falls under wizard healing taking care of most things given enough time. There's no particular reason to assume Molly outright castrated him instead of a few solid kicks to the nuts on top of a thorough beating.
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: Quantus on May 29, 2018, 12:45:54 PM
One interesting side point that was in Aftermath was that the sort of body language that wizards tend to develop, especially relating to their inability to maintain Eye Contact, is actually a pretty big social handycap. 
Title: Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
Post by: WereElephant on May 29, 2018, 01:35:08 PM
Trying to imagine Ramirez' response to that question...

"Come on, Dresden. You think God put this much charisma and charm into one wizard, and he's just gonna let that go to waste? I have not yet begun to fight!"