Fargo, ND.

Yeah. Where the snow lives...

He could get inspired and write a book about a Yeti. And laugh at the way these people talk... I can say that, I'm not from here... But nothing fun happens in Fargo! We have to go to Minneapolis or even further for anything resembling awesome-cool fun stuff.

There would still be snow if he came in April. He'd be just in time for the Red River flooding. Again. Ugh. We need to have a stern talk with the river and staying in its banks.

Come to Fargo! I'll bring him some lefse.