As the name of this thread says, this thread is reserved fir the anchient art of Cussing, or Swareing, dependending on were your from. In an effort to keep people from being offended, ALL SWARE WORDS WILL BE HIDDEN WITH THE SPOILER TAG! Failure to do so may result in you being hit with the Ban Hammer.
Of course, if your someone who's Delicate Sensabilities are easily offended by Swareing, you shoudn't be here in the first place, so get the out -_- !
Guess I'll start this off with a list of all the Sware Words I know the USA and they're meanings.
Ass - Used to describe someone acting like an Idiot.
Asshole - Used to describe someone acting like an idiotic jerk.
Bastard - A higer grade then Asshole, used to describe a Guy, usually a Backstabber.
Bitch - Used to describe a Lady who is looking to start some Shit.
Boned - To be caught in an Unwinable Situation.
Cunt -A much, much higer grade then Bitch. Should not be used unless the Lady in question has commited a really hanoues act.
Cocksucker - Similer to Mother Fucker, but a lower grade.
Dick - Between an Ass and an Asshole.
Dickhead - Between Asshole and Bastard.
Dike - Not used very offten, almost as bad as Cunt.
Dunderfuck - Used to describe someone of extream stupidity.
Dumbass - Used to describe someone who has done something very stupid.
Dumbshit - Lower grade of Dumbass.
Damnit - Used to express Anger and Frustration at something.
Damn - Lower grade of Damnit .
Fuck - Used when a situation is screwed beyound all recognition, when you have screwed something up beyound repair or when you are well and trully Boned.
Fucker - Higher grade of Bastard.
Frick - Much lower grade of Fuck.
Fuckhead - Combination of Dumbass and Dunderfuck.
Frick it - Nicer way of say To Hell With It or Fuck It.
Fuck It - To risk it all or give up on .
Flying Fuck - To not not care or to tell someone to get lost.
Fuck You - Much Higer grade of Go To Hell.
Fuck You and the Horse you rode in on - To tell someone your sick of them and they're high and mighty attitude.
Goddamnit - To be so Angry and Frustrated you feel like a Higher Power is picking on you.
Gimp - Used to describe some who is Handicapped. Worse then Cunt, should never be used.
Ho - Another word for a Slut.
Aw Hell - Lower Grade of Fuck.
Go to Hell - To tell someone your done with they're attitued.
Jackass - Worse then a Dumass
Jackoff - Lower Grade of Mother Fucker.
Mother Fucker - Combination of Fucker and Bastard.
The N Word - Used to Degrade a Person of Color. Should never be used under any circumstances!
Shit - Lower Grade of Fuck, Higher Grade of Damnit.
Shithead - Lower Grade of Bastard.
Shit for Brains - Lower Grade of Dunderfuck.
Shitfaced - Someone who is exreamly Drunk.
Shitfuck - Higer Grade of Goddamnit.
Slut - A sexualy lose and easy woman.
Whore - Anotger was to say Slut.
That's all I can think of atm XP .
Ok, that was very extensive and informative for me. Thank you!
Let's see. I was amused to see a Spanish course in Picard, the other day. So I will begin with that.
Me cago..., also used as "Me cago en ..." where "..." can take different values, like "mi vida" (my life), "Dios" (God), or just whatever is annoying you "Me cago en la computadora" (in the computer). The literal meaning of "Me cago" is "I am defecating" but that is not the given use. It is something you say when you are angry for something, but it is not said to anyone in particular. So, I believe it is equivalent to "Damn" or "Fuck" or "Shit" in different circumstances. In my country and in most Spanish speaking countries (as far as I know) it is very, very common.
Another thing I want to say is:
"Hijo de puta", which literally means "son of a slut". It is an insult, of course. But in other contexts, it could be even a praise, like when you are watching a sportsman doing something great on tv and you say "qué hijo de puta, cómo hizo eso" (how he did that?). In that use, you are admiring that sportsman skill.
I hope I was clear. I will add more examples later.
Ok, that was very extensive and informative for me. Thank you!
Let's see. I was amused to see a Spanish course in Picard, the other day. So I will begin with that.
Me cago..., also used as "Me cago en ..." where "..." can take different values, like "mi vida" (my life), "Dios" (God), or just whatever is annoying you "Me cago en la computadora" (in the computer). The literal meaning of "Me cago" is "I am defecating" but that is not the given use. It is something you say when you are angry for something, but it is not said to anyone in particular. So, I believe it is equivalent to "Damn" or "Fuck" or "Shit" in different circumstances. In my country and in most Spanish speaking countries (as far as I know) it is very, very common.
Another thing I want to say is:
"Hijo de puta", which literally means "son of a slut". It is an insult, of course. But in other contexts, it could be even a praise, like when you are watching a sportsman doing something great on tv and you say "qué hijo de puta, cómo hizo eso" (how he did that?). In that use, you are admiring that sportsman skill.
I hope I was clear. I will add more examples later.
Wow, I did not know any of that O_O . Here I thought Puta meant Pussy or Dickhead.
Ass - Used to describe someone acting like an Idiot.
Asshole - Used to describe someone acting like an idiotic jerk.
Bastard - A higer grade then Asshole, used to describe a Guy, usually a Backstabber.
Bitch - Used to describe a Lady who is looking to start some Shit.
Boned - To be caught in an Unwinable Situation.
Cunt -A much, much higer grade then Bitch. Should not be used unless the Lady in question has commited a really hanoues act.
Cocksucker - Similer to Mother Fucker, but a lower grade.
Dick - Between an Ass and an Asshole.
Dickhead - Between Asshole and Bastardcue - Not used very offten, almost as bad as Cunt.
Dunderfuck - Used to describe someone of extream stupidity.
Dumbass - Used to describe someone who has done something very stupid.
Dumbshit - Lower grade of Dumbass.
Damnit - Used to express Anger and Frustration at something.
Damn - Lower grade of Damnit .
Fuck - Used when a situation is screwed beyound all recognition, when you have screwed something up beyound repair or when you are well and trully Boned.
Fucker - Higher grade of Bastard.
Frick - Much lower grade of Fuck.
Fuckhead - Combination of Dumbass and Dunderfuck.
Frick it - Nicer way of say To Hell With It or Fuck It.
Fuck It - To risk it all or give up on .
Flying Fuck - To not not care or to tell someone to get lost.
Fuck You - Much Higer grade of Go To Hell.
Fuck You and the Horse you rode in on - To tell someone your sick of them and they're high and mighty attitude.
Goddamnit - To be so Angry and Frustrated you feel like a Higher Power is picking on you.
Gimp - Used to describe some who is Handicapped. Worse then Cunt, should never be used.
Ho - Another word for a Slut.
Aw Hell - Lower Grade of Fuck.
Go to Hell - To tell someone your done with they're attitued.
Jackass - Worse then a Dumass
Jackoff - Lower Grade of Mother Fucker.
Mother Fucker - Combination of Fucker and Bastard.
The N Word - Used to Degrade a Person of Color. Should never be used under any circumstances!
Shit - Lower Grade of Fuck, Higher Grade of Damnit.
Shithead - Lower Grade of Bastard.
Shit for Brains - Lower Grade of Dunderfuck.
Shitfaced - Someone who is exreamly Drunk.
Shitfuck - Higer Grade of Goddamnit.
Slut - A sexualy lose and easy woman.
Whore - Anotger was to say Slut.
That's all I can think of atm XP .
Hello, there. I didn't have much time lately. I'll come back to that later with typical German swearing. For now I realized, there are some similarities to the English swear words. I mean, that they are exactly the same. Some are considered vulgar.
Those I can think of are:
Was zur Hölle...? - What the hell...?
Bastard -bastard
Schwanzlutscher - cocksucker
Fahr zur Hölle - go to hell
(though "fahren" means "to drive", but I think the similarity counts here)
Fick dich - fuck you
Hure - whore
Schlampe - bitch or maybe better slut
Scheiße - shit
Heilige Scheiße - holy shit
verdammt - damn
Similarity to Spanish:
;-)
Some German words:
Du kannst mir den Buckel runter rutschen --- word for word translation: " you can slide down my back"; meaning:
I don't care, referring to a person.
Same meaning:
Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken ("you can lick my arse")
Du kannst mich mal kreuzweise (" ... like a cross")
Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei --- I don't care (referring to a Situation) roughly translated : "this walks by my arse"
More later when my brain is more awake.
I have to sleep now. :)
OK. One Bavarian one I do have now, because I like it so much, though I don't really use it. It was a Bavarian comedian who said that in one of his shows. I'm going to translate it. It's kind of funny. It's what the father of a tennis playing boy tells the mother of his son's opponent. The name calling is getting more and more intense.
"Du Brunzkachel, du ogsoachte! Sowas wie du gehört mit der Scheißbürstn nauskehrt!"
--- "You tile in a toilet, that has been pissed upon! A thing like you is supposed to be swept out with the toilet brush!"
Though the vulgar "Brunzkachel" means something more like "piss tile" and "Scheißbürste" can be translated as " shit brush"
Sorry for the vulgarity. ;-)
LOL, that is so funny, Regen!
About this:
Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei --- I don't care (referring to a Situation) roughly translated : "this walks by my arse"
We have (and widely use, with the same sense you described here) "Me chupa un huevo" which is translated as "this is licking one of my eggs" but eggs in the sense of testicles. There is even a TV spot (more than one, it's a campaign actually) that I will go to describe because it is funny. It's from a lottery, so the idea is that the main character of the spot does not care for something annoying because he just won the lottery, but that is illustrated because another person tells them "Veo que te está chupando un huevo" (I see an egg licking you) and there is an animated chicken egg, with a face, and licking that person arm or something.
For the same "I don't care" meaning but for a person, we have some very rude expressions. One very similar to the one I described. "Chupame un huevo" (You lick one of my eggs). Also
"chupame la pija" (suck my dick, is very, very, rude) and there is also the "lick my arse" ("chupame el culo") but this is less used than the other two.
Side note: Chupar is the verb that means both lick, as in lick an ice cream stick and suck as in "use a straw to drink". In the sentences above I translated the word "chupame" as lick me or suck me according to what I've felt is accurate :-)
@Otlan: Thanks for starting it. I have no comment on the American ones, except that I love I don't give a flying fuck.
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Hijo de puta could be used as an exclamation for how awesome I am in the game.. but it explains a lot :D
@Regen:
Other than Sheisse and Fick dich, all these are new, and they give me more ammunition to use in teamspeak later. Thank you! :P
Arabic swear words (Egyptian dialect mostly, but understood by everyone) are a little tricky because of the pronunciation. We use numbers to compensate for sounds that doesn't exist in the greek alphabet. So for starters, let me explain those a bit: (Warning: tl;dr)
2 = A in the beginning of a word, example: "fo2ak" should be pronounced as "fo'ak"
3 = A sound from the bottom of the throat, like the beginning of a growl.
5 = kh, a sound like the german "ch" in "achtung".
6 = T, but more flat, and comes from the whole of the tongue touching the top of the mouth.
7 = a heavy, throaty H.
8 or 3' = a sound like the French "r"
9 = a much heavier "S"
A7a (a'ha) - shit, damn
ibn/bent el a7ba (ahba) -son/daughter of a whore. (As hurensohn or hijo de puta)
kosomak (male)/kosomek (female)- literally means: you're your mother's pussy, actually means: you can go to hell.
Kafer(male)/kafra(female) - literally means: infidel, actually used to express amazement at someone's skill or audacity.
"Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn" = "Heaven, arse and thread"
used to get more colour into your curse than by just sayin "Scheiße"
Same meaning (only Bavaria):
"Zefix!" = short form of "Kruzifix" as religion ralated curses go.
"Bluadige Heanakrepf" Bavarian pronounciation of "Blutige Hühnerkröpfe" (nobody says that)= "bloody chicken struma" I think.
Others meaning "you annoy me":
Relatively nice ones. You can say that in public or in front of children or even priests:
" Du fällst mir auf den Wecker" (="you fall me on the alarm clock") ;D
"Du gehst mir auf den Zeiger" ("you go on the pointer")
Same meaning, but don't say that in front of children or priests:
"Du gehst mir auf den Sack" ("you go on my balls")
One more. I'm not sure, if this is official but it's funny and my father calls it people with very broad faces. Not nice but funny:
"Pfannakuachaquerschluckergsicht" in not dialect:"Pfannkuchenquerschluckergesicht" = face oft someone who swallows pancakes kind of with the broadest side first without cutting or rolling them or doing anything to make them small enough to fit into your mouth
@Fcrate: Don't thank me, you guys inspired me to set this up, I just made the thread XD .
LMAO XD !! Ya, I don't give a Rat's Ass and I don't give a Flying Fuck
Some German words:
Du kannst mir den Buckel runter rutschen --- word for word translation: " you can slide down my back"; meaning:
I don't care, referring to a person.
Same meaning:
Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken ("you can lick my arse")
Du kannst mich mal kreuzweise (" ... like a cross")
Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei --- I don't care (referring to a Situation) roughly translated : "this walks by my arse"
OK. One Bavarian one I do have now, because I like it so much, though I don't really use it. It was a Bavarian comedian who said that in one of his shows. I'm going to translate it. It's kind of funny. It's what the father of a tennis playing boy tells the mother of his son's opponent. The name calling is getting more and more intense.
"Du Brunzkachel, du ogsoachte! Sowas wie du gehört mit der Scheißbürstn nauskehrt!"
--- "You tile in a toilet, that has been pissed upon! A thing like you is supposed to be swept out with the toilet brush!"
Though the vulgar "Brunzkachel" means something more like "piss tile" and "Scheißbürste" can be translated as " shit brush"
This sounds like something here we call "Farsh el melaya" where a woman lays into another woman or a man with the most inventive curses you've ever seen. Literally translates as "Spreading the bed sheets". Had a laugh with my friends about it :D
Ok, part II:
A note: "Ibn el" means son of the, "bent el" means: daughter of the. Adding them before any specific insult escalates matters into cursing parents :P
Metnak/metnaka - the fucked. Literally.
3ars - cuckold (strictly male, although you could say bent el 3ars.)
5awal(khawal) - highly insulting word for "gay". Strictly male.
5awlana - Not personal, but could mean "kiss assery" or "back stabbing"
sharmot (male) - slut.
sharmota (female) - means puta. Can't put it more specifically in English. :D
sharmata (situation/behavior) - unclean, shifty behavior.
3el2 (el'a) - sissy (strictly male).
3lo2eya - sissy behavior.
yel3an mayteenak / damn your dead anscestors.
htalla3 mayteenak/ I'll make your ancestors rise from their graves (This is a threat for beating someone up badly).
5ara el berak (khara el berak) - swamp shit.
@Regen: What does Mumu or momo mean? I get called that a lot in a German server, when I kill someone in a sneaky way. Not sure about spelling because I only hear it.
Heh.
@Regen: What does Mumu or momo mean? I get called that a lot in a German server, when I kill someone in a sneaky way. Not sure about spelling because I only hear it.
If I had to guess, Probably Bastard or Asshole
If I had to guess, Probably Bastard or Asshole
I thought bitch, but I want to be sure :P
8)
Heh.
@Regen: What does Mumu or momo mean? I get called that a lot in a German server, when I kill someone in a sneaky way. Not sure about spelling because I only hear it.
I'm not sure what they mean. Those are two different words.
Momo:
The title of a children's book by Michael Ende, also the name of the main character in said book. A child against the gray lords of time, who steal people their time.
Or: google "Momo challenge" (NOT related to the book!!!) if it's not censured. Could mean they are horrified of your sneaky ways of killing ;).
Mumu:
That's actually a child word for vagina. But I've never heard that as an insult or someone being called that.
Mm, the last one sounds conceptually similar to the English
As I mentioned before, I loved Momo, the Ende book.
Yes. Maybe it's a generation thing. I would say , but I'm turning 40 this year. LOL The younger ones use words that mean different things to people my age and again have different meanings to older people.
But the English pussy or the German Tussi
And yes: Momo is a great book. Like that, too.
And OK, I will try to watch Mary Poppins. I never wanted to, because of all the singing. It was too much for me. I usually don't like it.
Yes. Maybe it's a generation thing. I would say , but I'm turning 40 this year. LOL The younger ones use words that mean different things to people my age and again have different meanings to older people.
But the English pussy or the German Tussi
And yes: Momo is a great book. Like that, too.
And OK, I will try to watch Mary Poppins. I never wanted to, because of all the singing. It was too much for me. I usually don't like it.
It kind of dose though XD . In English, we offten call people who are Cowards or Cowardly Pussy
Nice to see this Thread Continued on in my stead n_n .