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Display Case / Re: Weird - caught us in mid conversation.
« on: February 20, 2012, 10:20:56 PM »
Hi Dina! (((Dina!))) I'm good, busy, but good. How are things with you?
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you just need to couch the offer in more seated languageSomeone needs to find the pun dumpster. Hiya Ms. Duck!
Now you're just being closed minded, Spot.I'm protecting the couches from inappropriate seating demands made by their owners. How is that closed-minded?
Haarumph.. what a man does with his own couch is is own business. As long as the couch consents, of course.Waitaminit - couches aren't people. They can't consent to doing anything with any man. Or woman even. SO there.
*Shows Spot a particular couch.*I saw Wilson at the dentist's last Friday getting new bites fitted. Or at least it looked like Wilson. So not taking that chance.
Wilson wouldn't do that, he doesn't have any bite left. See? He's nearing the end of his life but still has a lot of love to give.
Couch love is illegal in most states,And in all the states where it isn't illegal, it should be.![]()
These are all house trained Spot. They just need a good home.That's what you said the last time. And then one of those couches swallowed a newbie. Only to spit out the bones a few weeks later. So forgive me, if I don't trust you.
O.o. Wild couches?? Will they eat me?!They don't eat people. They swallow people whole.
Only if you appear the weakest of the herd.
*Quickly flicks through the catalogue.*Yeah, these couches will swallow anyone. Weak, strong, super-strong, hulk, everyone.
Errrr, no?
You look a little cramped there MF. Would a couch be more comfortable for you?Shades, stop baiting the newbies with the wild-couches.
*Sniffs* it's not the same! >.< lol.I'm not good enough for your conspirin's?
Hey Spot! How are the post birthday blues treating you?Heya Don! I don't have post-birthday blues.
Metal, stop causing trouble and giving out information
Ooooh, nothing to crazy. Just keeping up the mischeif making and talking about Zombies. Don accidently tried to slice up CW's Dog by using the wrong Harry Potter spell for a defensive ward. We were trapped in a Circle for a while until CW thought it was okay to stop shooting us with a Ray Beam.... Nothing much, really. The usual.So that's like the meeting I had with a bunch of people this morning. Nothing new.![]()
Lol