Weapon 5 Rocket Launcher attack.Rocket flies into the window of a vehicle behind the target and explodes, sending a door flying off into the target's back. He gets knocked over, face-plants on the ground, and is knocked unconscious.
Weapon 9 attack with Mythic Strength and a big sharp axe.
Drop a large building on someone with explosives. Weapon 12.
Weapon 9 attack with Mythic Strength and a big sharp axe.
The hurricane of the century. Weapon 15.
Weapon 0 accuracy 16 attack from the pavement beneath you as you fall from a skyscraper.
Hammered by machine fire from all sides like in that scene from the first Godfather movie. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJU2cz9ytPQ)
Next: A 40 foot radius column of Fiery Soul-Fire (a la Flame Strike)The column rises up around the target, surrounding them, and once it's done the target has seen the error of his ways, surrendering and/or passed out in fear.
14-shift lightning strike spell.
You have just swallowed small bombs, weapons 2 attack 7
Looks like you picked the wrong day to visit Alderaan. Death Star Laser: Weapon 100, area effect.
The laser tears open a hole in space and time in addition to blowing up the planet, sending a few lucky people through to another world. The offworld tourist happens to be one of those people.
A foul thing from beyond our dimensions ages someone by a thousand years. Weapon 30, accuracy 18.
A person steps on a land-mine, Weapon 10.
Next: A 12 shift 3 zones wide biomancy virus that causes violent mutations in all organic matter
Weapon 12 pun attack.
No replies... Does that mean I win? Or did I lose? :D
You point out that his dry delivery nullifies the humor and get trapped in an hour long argument that leads nowhere.
Get pushed off a building into helicopter blades. Weapon 8 from the chopper, Weapon 10 from the ground on any surviving parts.
A PC has been socially outmaneuvered by the bad guys and must threaten a police station with a suicide vest and hostage to prevent a city block full of people from being burnt to the ground. The vest, naturally, goes off. Weapon 4 area attack.
Lavatskia is a surprisingly nice place as long as you don't stand too close to the fires. Being sent there makes it impossible for you to mess with your enemy's plans, but it doesn't actually harm you.
Weapon 4 grenade going off inside your mouth.
Thanks to your Toughness, you're not badly hurt. But the weight of the 18-wheeler pins you to the wall and you're stuck.Your armor -- and clothes -- disintegrate completely, and you slink away from the battlefield in embarrassment.
Weapon 7 attack, disintegration beam.
Your armor -- and clothes -- disintegrate completely, and you slink away from the battlefield in embarrassment.
Entropy curse dropping a piano on your head.
The dragon succeeds! Well, not quite. Instead of a TPK, he gets a TPNLTO (Total Party Non-Lethal Take-Out): 3rd degree burns cover 80% of you and your party's bodies. But You're alive! Dragons like their food fresh, so he takes you back to his lair for a midnight snack. (the bad guy wins)Because of your unique genetic structure and an experiment conducted on you by the military, the gamma radiation does not kill you, but makes you turn into a giant green rage monster when your heart rate goes up.
Next:
Thaumaturgical attack: Multi-zone, killer radiation. Accuracy 30
The acid in questin is lysergic acid diethylamide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide). You find yourself unable to act or participate meaninfully in the scene as you undergo a mind-bending spiritual experience in which you become one with the cosmos. A great excuse to use any Refresh you have to buy new Powers or Refinements once you come down.
Accuracy 20 Weapon 2 attack as the embryo that some alien creature from the Nevernever implanted in you bursts its way out
The ground is soft, and you're wearing magical armour. So you just get pressed into a you-shaped hole in the ground. Unfortunately, you're stuck there when the bad guy parks the steamroller on top of you.
4 automatic stress from being grappled by a monster with Mythic Strength.
Next: something suitable for thread necromancy....
10-shift necromantic flesh-eating ritual
Targeted with a lock of hair, the spell eats your luscious locks and leaves you bald. You run away in embarrassment.
Next: A Summer Faerie hits you with a 12 shift Biomancy evothaum attack
8 shift Divination take-out that also involves a rabbit.
It has been foretold that you would become a part of a film (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnOdAT6H94s).
Weapons 10 Monofilament Whip attack to a character grappled by said monofilament whip.