Vindication awoke hungover, disgruntled and proceeded to emasculate another abbreviated news clip.  Exasperated with tiresome drivel constantly quoting Garfield he searched in vain for immaculate reporting.  Valiantly ignoring vivacious vixens with the biggest, loudest dance-routines, he decided not to apply logic, rather to invoke vainglorious abortions of dogmatic speeches that did exterminate any chance and distinguished Camembert from those devious dairy turncoats.  What the hell!  Flinging a piece of Havarti and starting a stirring of goulash, he felt intensely satisfied that he wasn't medicated; however, his defenestration and subsequent resurrection memory-loss had constructed a tuba symphony.  This unwittingly surprised him. So much unexpected noise! Drastic measures would do nothing for

Hey, Ive been looking for the Blogs JB did on writing and I cant for the life of me seem to find them.  Does anyone know where they are hiding or have links?

Vindication awoke hungover, disgruntled and proceeded to emasculate another abbreviated news clip.  Exasperated with tiresome drivel constantly quoting Garfield he searched in vain for immaculate reporting.  Valiantly ignoring vivacious vixens with the biggest, loudest dance-routines, he decided not to apply logic, rather to invoke vainglorious abortions of dogmatic speeches that did exterminate any chance and distinguished Camembert from those devious dairy turncoats.  What the hell!  Flinging a piece of Havarti and starting a stirring of goulash, he felt intensely satisfied that he wasn't medicated; however, his defenestration and subsequent resurrection memory-loss had constructed a tuba symphony.  This unwittingly surprised him.

So

Hey, I never thought about it, But I guess Santa is Winter, isn't he?  I want to meet thins Dresdenverse Santa!   

*ROFL*

C. In the interest of keeping myself from having a hat trick of swords, I will no longer wonder if Sanya knows about Michael's kevlar-reinforced armor or not.  I will ask Sanya myself.  Over the phone.  Then, I shall suggest that he consult Charity regarding what her asking price for Sanya-sized kevlarized armor is these days.

Not to derail the light mood, but

I will not snicker when Charity refers to Molly as an "Innocent Flower"

I will not let Bob talk me into a Monkey Island Con dressed as Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate, and The Demon Skull Murray

I will not animate a Barbie doll to give Toot Toot and the Za Guard a Damsel to rescue, no matter how much they beg.

I will not make jokes about Dating an older woman to Luccio's face.

I will not make jokes to Kincaid about eating at Subway. 

I may not tell the Erlking, the Goblin King, that David Bowie's codpiece is bigger.

something more...Grand *holds up fist in display of Might*