yoooo hooo one eyyye !
you begged to voulnteer
now rhyme us a subject
or well stick in your rear !

one the offer of One Eye
no scoffer, no jest nor lie
he picks or loose
a joke to choose
id toffer he rhymed a try

When I was but a pretty chile
tossed all in frilly pink
my mama came and sat awhile
said with a kiss an wink

she sang

all love is gods love
there aint no shame
shined down from up above
all love is the same

I broke my heart
on my first pretty boy
learned of my part
with a vibratin toy

I heard her sing

all love is gods love
there aint no shame
shined down from up above
all love is the same

ran wild in high school
kissed my first saucy girl
had a drink, lost my cool
danced with two a twirl

 heard her sing

all love is gods love
there aint no shame
shined down from up above
all love is the same

Ive pet a wild beast
starred in my own stag blue
main course at feast
learned poetry an high coup

 heard her sing

all love is gods love
there aint no shame
shined down from up above
all love is the same

Now here i rest
writ on prison page
as teacher i was best
he was underage

 heard her sing

all love is gods love
there aint no shame
shined down from up above
all love is the same

I fled my cold maiden bed
and dreams of long lost love
not his thighs i missed
or the fair bird nested above

the feel of his hands
the gentle strong grip
memmory of his finger
a provoking firm slip

but he left me for her
the whore ! the slut!
with her barren heart
and teenage boy butt

i had the very tools
to take back whats mine
my ancient studies
art dread and sublime

I reach for favorite toy
hid behind necromatic books
and have to fondly wonder
does she like his metal hooks ?

there was a lassy duck in Hudson port
who went to file this here nudist report
all the boys were a bit over eighty
and while testes still quite weighty
I regret tis not so much long but short

of our laddie boy dear OE
the cause of our soliloquy
that hes here
have no fear
just not much left to see

im off for chinese
to fill me tummies
then to borders
"poetry for dummies"

the gauntlet was thrown
the wager was made
bring it on dear Blaze
by rhyme youre laid

this thread
full of awe and wonder
of poems
so bad and blunder
of moose
parts under yunder
their bowels
sound and thunder
to life