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DF Books / Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« on: January 06, 2011, 09:17:02 PM »
^ How about this: "This ride stops at all School Crossings... for a bite."
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DF Books / Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« on: January 06, 2011, 09:09:44 PM »"My other form of transportation is a zombie T-Rex!"
"My car can eat your Honor Student."
They need a picture of a burning building with harry going "Did I do that?"
I'd go with the burning building with a quote on the front: "This was not my fault!"
And maybe a back quote: "Don't look at me like that!"
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Darkest Hours / Re: Best Quotes
« on: June 23, 2009, 07:27:40 PM »
That convo between Rhino and Spidey was priceless...
R - "Who makes a suit with no pockets?"
S - "Yeah... stupid..."
MJ dies laughing in the kitchen.
I loved every comment about Rhino's hat... even he hates it.
"Bibbety Bobbity Body Shop"
R - "Who makes a suit with no pockets?"
S - "Yeah... stupid..."
MJ dies laughing in the kitchen.
I loved every comment about Rhino's hat... even he hates it.
"Bibbety Bobbity Body Shop"
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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: February 03, 2009, 08:41:03 PM »
I will not neglect the Brothers Grimm. The last thing I need is to get another broken nose by another nursery rhyme. Which reminds me...
I will seek out and destroy every beanstalk in the county.
I will not create YouTube for the Paranet. (VooDooTube?) Learning about it from Butters, it sounds great, but Bob would upload porn.
I will seek out and destroy every beanstalk in the county.
I will not create YouTube for the Paranet. (VooDooTube?) Learning about it from Butters, it sounds great, but Bob would upload porn.
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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 29, 2008, 04:27:34 PM »
Despite my tendency for fire magic, I will not call myself Fire Lord Ozai.
A. I like Iroh better anyway.
B. Also, calling myself "Dragon of the Midwest" is out.
a. The dragons I know would Firebend my butt to a crisp.
I will stop hexing the SciFi network for canceling the Dresden Files.
A. You all wondered how a wrestling show ended up on a network dedicated to Science Fiction programming.
B. Plus, Murphy and Molly keep accusing me of fraking up BSG.
C. And Blackthrone has suffered enough with Big Shots.
A. I like Iroh better anyway.
B. Also, calling myself "Dragon of the Midwest" is out.
a. The dragons I know would Firebend my butt to a crisp.
I will stop hexing the SciFi network for canceling the Dresden Files.
A. You all wondered how a wrestling show ended up on a network dedicated to Science Fiction programming.
B. Plus, Murphy and Molly keep accusing me of fraking up BSG.
C. And Blackthrone has suffered enough with Big Shots.
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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 15, 2008, 06:57:24 PM »
1. I will no longer let Thomas take Bob to work with him.
A. Apparently, there's no heckling in a hair salon, no matter how encouraging it was meant to be.
B. And I thought Thomas was the sexual predator.
2. I will never, EVER ask Ivy if she has change for a dollar.
A. And no giving her milk money for quite some time.
A. Apparently, there's no heckling in a hair salon, no matter how encouraging it was meant to be.
B. And I thought Thomas was the sexual predator.
2. I will never, EVER ask Ivy if she has change for a dollar.
A. And no giving her milk money for quite some time.
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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 11, 2008, 03:06:48 PM »
1. I will no longer underestimate Nursery Rhymes or Fairy Tales.
A. Subsequently, I will chop down any beanstalk I find that's taller than me.
2. When I seek a peaceful audience with the Summer Court, I will never be without a dozen of Chicago's finest... doughnuts.
A. With the meeting taking place at Uno's, to make sure all junk food is represented.
2.5. And I will hold off on my issues with the fae's ability to devour such delights with reckless abandon.
A. Despite that they've never had to spend a minute on a treadmill... ever.
B. Jenny Craig must be a fae from the Winter Court.
3. I will no longer hang out with Sanya.
A. I'm not trying to collect them all, folks.
B. For his safety, he should really avoid me all together until I can at least dump Excalibur on some poor deluded fool, with a king some where in his bloodline, and head over heels in love.
a. Hey, Thomas.
4. I will no longer read the other books from Tolkien.
A. Uriel might get a bit chatty.
B. And Peter Jackson is a sadist.
5. I will no longer order any pizza for the Little Folk with anchovies on it.
A. Apparently, I discovered the other bane to all faerie folk.
B. The whole label-change-bit on my potion ingredients wasn't very nice.
C. The catnip spread throughout Little Chicago was just mean.
D. As was the new stain that I'm betting will never come out, even if the place burned down.
a. Don't look at me like that.
A. Subsequently, I will chop down any beanstalk I find that's taller than me.
2. When I seek a peaceful audience with the Summer Court, I will never be without a dozen of Chicago's finest... doughnuts.
A. With the meeting taking place at Uno's, to make sure all junk food is represented.
2.5. And I will hold off on my issues with the fae's ability to devour such delights with reckless abandon.
A. Despite that they've never had to spend a minute on a treadmill... ever.
B. Jenny Craig must be a fae from the Winter Court.
3. I will no longer hang out with Sanya.
A. I'm not trying to collect them all, folks.
B. For his safety, he should really avoid me all together until I can at least dump Excalibur on some poor deluded fool, with a king some where in his bloodline, and head over heels in love.
a. Hey, Thomas.
4. I will no longer read the other books from Tolkien.
A. Uriel might get a bit chatty.
B. And Peter Jackson is a sadist.
5. I will no longer order any pizza for the Little Folk with anchovies on it.
A. Apparently, I discovered the other bane to all faerie folk.
B. The whole label-change-bit on my potion ingredients wasn't very nice.
C. The catnip spread throughout Little Chicago was just mean.
D. As was the new stain that I'm betting will never come out, even if the place burned down.
a. Don't look at me like that.
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