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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
blackwolf:
(click to show/hide)I will Never again sing "who's that knocking at my door, Lord its the Devil Should I let him In." when Nic is Knocking at Michael's door.
While practicing staff with Murph I will never say "Get Shorty" as I am going in for an attack.
a) Hurts my head too much
b) Hospital's are Expensive
blackwolf:
I will never tell Mab to 'Be Cool'
I will not refer to Marva as Queen of the Damned
scurv:
-I will try to stop hexing the Cubs
Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not ask what happened to Morgan's blackness.
Phane:
1. I will no longer underestimate Nursery Rhymes or Fairy Tales.
A. Subsequently, I will chop down any beanstalk I find that's taller than me.
2. When I seek a peaceful audience with the Summer Court, I will never be without a dozen of Chicago's finest... doughnuts.
A. With the meeting taking place at Uno's, to make sure all junk food is represented.
2.5. And I will hold off on my issues with the fae's ability to devour such delights with reckless abandon.
A. Despite that they've never had to spend a minute on a treadmill... ever.
B. Jenny Craig must be a fae from the Winter Court.
3. I will no longer hang out with Sanya.
A. I'm not trying to collect them all, folks.
B. For his safety, he should really avoid me all together until I can at least dump Excalibur on some poor deluded fool, with a king some where in his bloodline, and head over heels in love.
a. Hey, Thomas.
4. I will no longer read the other books from Tolkien.
A. Uriel might get a bit chatty.
B. And Peter Jackson is a sadist.
5. I will no longer order any pizza for the Little Folk with anchovies on it.
A. Apparently, I discovered the other bane to all faerie folk.
B. The whole label-change-bit on my potion ingredients wasn't very nice.
C. The catnip spread throughout Little Chicago was just mean.
D. As was the new stain that I'm betting will never come out, even if the place burned down.
a. Don't look at me like that.
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