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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
llwaynest:
I am not allowed to bring Mouse to a meeting and have him relieve himself on the stone dogs.
St. Jude:
I am not allowed to unleash a horde of R.O.U.Ses at a council meeting, it would only give the stone dogs something to snack on and annoy luccio.
I am however allowed fill Rudolf's house with them
St. Jude:
I am not allowed to douse Uriel in fire extinguiser foam and threaten him with a baseball bat for fear of:
A)Being sent to Wisconsin for eternity
B)Being sent to Jersey to stop a pair of angels re-entering heaven
C)Meeting Ben Aflec and Matt Damon
D) any two of the above
Similarly I am not to allow Molly do it in case they wind up in Carlos' family restraunt while she's only in her nightwear
Shecky:
I will never, ever, EVER suggest "Giggity!" as a spell-word to Molly.
Maltese Falcon:
Spoilers because it is from turn coat.
(click to show/hide)I will not sit outside a red court middle school and try and get the kids hooked on juiced blood.
Juiced blood being soul fire enhanced blood
One it might make them strong
Two it will make me weaker
Three it is just wrong to get kids hooked on drugs, I mean they might do anything for me for more like kill the red king and that would be wrong right?
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