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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: Phane on February 03, 2009, 08:41:03 PM ---I will not create YouTube for the Paranet. (VooDooTube?) Learning about it from Butters, it sounds great, but Bob would upload porn.
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Considering I practice light voodoo along with being a christian I would freaken love if Jim put that in the books.
One Duck:
I'd also love Voodootube! :D
LordDresden:
I am no longer allowed to use pyrofuego on other people's television sets just because they are playing the 'Barney Song'.
"I love you, you love me, we're a-"
"PYROFUEGO, you lumpy dinosaur-like mindwarping nightmare!"
When I'm working with the Ordo and the Paranet and somebody is making a brew, I am no longer allowed to ask, "Is it soup yet?"
When meeting with Lara, I am not allowed to say, "Hello Nurse!". She doesn't get the reference, even on those occasions when she dresses the part.
I am no longer allowed to ask, "Got change for a denarius?" when turning over a Coin to Father Forthill.
LordDresden:
--- Quote from: Tribblechomper on February 03, 2009, 09:58:13 PM ---If he only had hands...
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Bob thinks: "Aww...how cute. He thinks I need hands to upload porn..." :D
Maltese Falcon:
I know I have done this before, but since I am going to the WBC (world baseball classic) on Saturday I thought I would do it again.
Harry is not allowed to make the following soulfire items.
Giant number one hand
Giant shocker hand
Giant middle finger hand
Giant baseball glove to pick foul balls from anywhere in the park.
Since the WBC is host to 13 countries the first 3 might anger, arouse or confuse the other countries attending.
The last one would just make Harry a jerk.
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