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Offline Monkez

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #630 on: January 20, 2009, 08:57:30 PM »
I will not hit on Murphy's kid sister after she dumps Rick.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #631 on: January 20, 2009, 11:04:53 PM »
Which is likely to happen. Most people don't find there life partners at 18; drunk; and at mardi grai.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #632 on: January 22, 2009, 03:10:17 AM »
Quote from: bigbrown007 on January 20, 2009, 11:04:53 PM
Which is likely to happen. Most people don't find there life partners at 18; drunk; and at mardi grai.

If they had gotten married right away, I would agree, but I'm more cautious since they seem to have taken a little time.  I'd think the big danger would be the risk that Rick was drawn to Lisa by her similiarities to Karrin, which might be the case.  Alternatively, there'd be the risk that there was an element of 'screw you Sis' in Lisa's decision to screw/marry Rick.  Or both.

On the other hand, they might grow into Charity and Michael.  Too soon to say.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #633 on: January 22, 2009, 03:13:12 AM »
I will not have molly sneak doughnuts into Thomas's apartment, no matter how much it would drive him crazy.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #634 on: January 22, 2009, 04:41:53 AM »
Nor shall I have Toot do the same.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #635 on: January 22, 2009, 05:33:29 AM »
Quote from: Quantus347 on January 22, 2009, 03:13:12 AM
I will not have molly sneak doughnuts into Thomas's apartment, no matter how much it would drive him crazy.

I will however sneak them into his salon on his desk.
Because if he blows a gasket at work it will look funny because of his cover.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #636 on: January 23, 2009, 04:29:30 AM »
Don't forget the sprinkles!
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #637 on: January 23, 2009, 05:46:53 AM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on January 22, 2009, 05:33:29 AM
I will however sneak them into his salon on his desk.
Because if he blows a gasket at work it will look funny because of his cover.

Why get Molly to do it?  Why not have the brownies clean up his salon, rearrange everything in a more "orderly" fashion and leave a warm, delicious piece of joy on his desk?
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #638 on: January 23, 2009, 07:01:19 AM »
Quote from: Monkez on January 23, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Why get Molly to do it?  Why not have the brownies clean up his salon, rearrange everything in a more "orderly" fashion and leave a warm, delicious piece of joy on his desk?

I don't think he can send his cleaning service all over town.
That would be abusing the power.
Sure they like to clean, but you can't expect them to do everything.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #639 on: February 01, 2009, 10:05:12 AM »
I will not give serious thought to Butter's jurassic polka park

i will not introduce bob to my cabbage patch doll

i will not argue wizards vs skynet again

..or Darth vader

i will not sing puffy the magic dragon to mr ferro

i will not quote the sixth sense to vamps ghosts or zombies

i will refer to my human friends as mundys from mundania

i will not enchant tnt ever again

i will not enchant a swiffer into a segway

i will not introduce eldest gruff to si

i will not cast magic in backwards speech while wearing fishnets

spoon is not my battle cry
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #640 on: February 01, 2009, 06:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Dracon2882 on February 01, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
spoon is not my battle cry

Nor is sfork, or spork.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #641 on: February 02, 2009, 11:37:20 PM »
Quote from: Dracon2882 on February 01, 2009, 10:05:12 AM

i will not enchant a swiffer into a segway
  Thank you for this image  ;D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #642 on: February 03, 2009, 12:07:59 PM »
I am not allowed to sing kill the wabbit kill the wabbit in ms gard's helicopter
A-she just looks at me and says its wizard season
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #643 on: February 03, 2009, 12:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Dracon2882 on February 03, 2009, 12:07:59 PM
I am not allowed to sing kill the wabbit kill the wabbit in ms gard's helicopter
A-she just looks at me and says its wizard season

HARRY:  Vamp season!
GARD:  Wizard season!
HARRY:  Vamp season!
GARD:  Wizard season!
HARRY:  Vamp season!
GARD:  Wizard season!
HARRY:  Wizard season!
GARD:  (dead silence, raising one eyebrow)
HARRY:  I said, Wizard season!
GARD:  If you insist, Mr. Dresden.
HARRY:  Jeez, didn't you even watch ONE Bugs Bunny cartoon?

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #644 on: February 03, 2009, 02:06:28 PM »
It's been way too long since I've seen that sequence.  ;D
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