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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Darkarma:
I will not attempt to end a White Council meeting early by 'accidentally' setting off the sprinkles system again. And even if I do I'm not allowed to justify it by saying I sense Hobs near by, even though I have a Calvin and Hobs comic strip in my back pocket.
I am not allowed to let Bob instruct Molly on how to brew a love potion, the last time I let that happen... well you should already know what happened.
I am not allowed to have my Pizza guard infect Larry Fowler with a certain lust enhancing flees.
I am not allowed to enchant a diary and use it claim that the Harry Potter books are real no matter how much the fans may like me for it.
I am not allowed to raise and or summon the Titanic in the middle of the Great Lakes and sell tickets to it no matter how profitable it could be.
I am not allowed to dress up as a air conditioner repair man and go to the Winter Court claiming that there have been complaints that the AC has been on to high. Even though the other local Undercity monster may appreciate me if I did.
I am not allowed to go the Summer Court and do stage plays with the Eldest Brother Gruff as my costar to re-enact the heroic battles of the Gruffs, I may not survive.
Quantus:
--- Quote from: Darkarma on January 07, 2009, 01:45:23 AM ---I am not allowed to go the Summer Court and do stage plays with the Eldest Brother Gruff as my costar to re-enact the heroic battles of the Gruffs, I may not survive....
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Even if I bring my dinosaur. It may have gone to the T-rex in Jurassic Park, but I think the Goat would win this time.
ctmcwilli:
--- Quote from: Tempus Corvus on September 20, 2008, 06:55:53 AM ---"FOR PONY!" Is not my battle cry.
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Richard FTW
I Will not summon demon monkeys to fling incendary poo at Larry Fowlers house.....well maybe just his summer house.
Dragonblood309:
Bob and Thomas must never know about the Bob and Tom show. My sanity just couldn't take it.
Ms Duck:
..order Snuggies blankets for Cowl. cause the bathrobe just aint cool enough.
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