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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
JaycenDark:
I am not allowed to refer to my soul fire hand construct as a "pimp hand "
1) even if Carlos finds it funny too
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: JaycenDark on December 27, 2008, 05:54:56 AM ---I am not allowed to refer to my soul fire hand construct as a "pimp hand "
1) even if Carlos finds it funny too
--- End quote ---
Nor am I allowed to make a soul fire construct with my rings on it and pimp slap the bad guys, or Murphy, well maybe Murphy just lightly.
No on second thought no, there are some things that will lead to punishments far worse than having your soul ripped out and pimp slapping Murphy is one of them.
kendawg:
I am not allowed to bring a knife to a fist fight.
I am not allowed to bring a gun to a knife fight.
I am not allowed to bring some magic into a gun fight.
I am not allowed to bring Chuck Norris to any fight as it would be too easy.
I am not allowed to bring Codex Alera into this conversation.
Maltese Falcon:
I am not allowed to ask my Faire godmother for a nice tux and ride to the next formal shindig.
Even if I only ask her to make the Beetle a little better, because even if it is the Bettle she will turn me into a pumpkin or turn the Bettle into a real Bettle.
I am also not allowed to suggest a good Faire godmother to murphy if she hooks up with Kinkaid, Lucio if we have a kid, or Thomas if he has a kid.
Gman:
--- Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on December 27, 2008, 11:53:55 PM ---I am not allowed to ask my Faire godmother for a nice tux and ride to the next formal shindig.
Even if I only ask her to make the Beetle a little better, because even if it is the Bettle she will turn me into a pumpkin or turn the Bettle into a real Bettle.
I am also not allowed to suggest a good Faire godmother to murphy if she hooks up with Kinkaid, Lucio if we have a kid, or Thomas if he has a kid.
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It would be funny if Harry asked Lea to turn his Beetle into a Maybach. She would likely give him the pumpkin.
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