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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Gallowglass:
The Za Lord may not take side in the ongoing pizza Wars, although he can espouse a preference for Chicago style Pizza. Nor may he sabotage those makers of frozen carbdoard that they sell as pizza, unless he teaches them how to make decent pizza.
Nor may the Za Lord allow his guard to intervene against competing pizza companies. No sudden rash of flat tires, unexpected detours, delays or other 'problems' that make the opposition get there with cold pizza.
He may however set his guard, if he has the number to guard Pizza Delivery drivers from rip-offs or at least revenge them when it happens.
He may divide the city into it's usual wards and set up accounts for the local fae to order pizza from. If they are doing well or have the money, their pizza is unlimited except for his finances. Hey, why not become Chicago's Za Lord instead of just a small group of fae.
He can also ask for a preferred customer account, based upon a discount for volume and become the pizza
mg:
If I ever find myself back at the Deeps, I cannot yell, "CANNON-BALL!"
- especially not when Lara is in ear-shot. She might kill me.
I may not refer Deidre to Toe-mas
-especially not in demon-form
- Thomas would kill me.
The Corvidian:
--- Quote from: Raestlin on September 18, 2008, 02:12:23 AM ---I am not allowed to let Bob attend Mardi Gras.....the destruction of the city would surely be noticed.
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or, ... it would make Hurricane Katrina look tame by comparison.
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: Mythcantor on October 11, 2008, 07:46:36 AM ---If I ever do these things, I will not shout "Talk to the Hand". It's passe.
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I am no longer allowed to crash group photos with soulfire bunny ears, or giant soulfire sign language number 7's. (if you know asl you know what the 7 looks like.)
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: Mythcantor on October 11, 2008, 03:40:51 PM ---Err... again?
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The title of the thread, no longer, that means he did it once and he really shouldn't do it ever ever ever again.
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