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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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AdamC:
I will not tell Thomas that Ralwins needs urgent protecting at oh..around 2am.

I will not put a foodbowl in my apartment that say Billy, no mater how much fun it would be to see his reaction.

I will not write ntoes to Ivy during council meetings asking her for Latin translaitons, no mater how great that would be.

I will stop referring to Marcone as my best frenemy.
a- Nor will I ask him to watch Mister when I go out of town. He almost said yes last time.

I will let Murphy and Michael decide the flow of the conversation. EVER.

I will not tell Bob about (click to show/hide)Luccio period.

I will not call up Morgan and ask him for advice on women.

I will not go back to Thomas' apartment and make another scene with Mouse simply becuase I'm bored.

I will not answer any phone calls form Maeve after midnght, period.

I will not use forzare to remove Larry Fowler's wig at inopportune moments.

I will not ask Michael if I can borrow a shovel because I "lost some change".

I will not attend council meetings with a shirt that say (click to show/hide)"sleepin' with the boss"

Half man-half amazing:
I will not ask Nic if he was a cradle robber.

I wont let Bob use the LC for his personal asmument

I will not let Butters talk me into bringing back Sue to crush his bosses Jaguar...Larry Fowler is a different story.

I will not slip Morgan and the Merlin some viagra in their drinks....again.

Jamamma:

--- Quote from: Raestlin on November 05, 2008, 03:10:34 AM ---I am not allowed to give Murphy a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas....I do not want to have a broken leg over the holidays...

--- End quote ---

However disco platformers with the lil goldfish may go over decently well. ..  I think.

I will not enchant said shoes to continue to dance an irish jig ... murphy may still be able to kick my ass, or she may chop off her legs and then come after me.

I will not make my potions for mass market retail

I will not enchant any sexual item and give it to thomas as a gift, even as a gag gift.

I will not help new trainees by telling them their wands have phoenix feathers in them and unicorn hair

Nor will I saunter around the training camp with a lightening bolt scar on my forehead complaining about stupid british writers getting the story all wrong.

Nor will I call Cowl 'Voldemort' from now on.

I will not ask the Merlin which house he was trained in, nor will I imply it was Slitherin.

I will not go to any Dungeons and Dragons conventions and show off my 'leet skillz' of wizarding.

If LARPing as a wizard I will not cast real spells. No matter how much the others would try making me their king.

I will not go to Vegas to try my hand at controling the dice, or at cards, or using my murphyonic field to win at the video poker/slots. Larry Fowler was bad enough, I do not need more of Marcone's 'friends' mad at me.

Even though I have so much issues with knew fearie and beasty types cropping up, I will not ask Bob to create a pokedex, and even if he did, I must refrain from uttering 'gotta catch em all' ... But if Thomas ever gets a STD I will not hold back, even though he may kill me.

I will not create a throwable binding spell... wait, why am I not doing this? Ah right, they sometimes break free, and carrying one on my hip would not be good.

If I ever become high again, I will not trick out my staff with 'rad stickers' and paint any warrior women onto the Blue Beetle.

Setting a hight requirement to enter my bedroom may give people the wrong idea, so I must not do that. Not only would it tick off Murphy, but the little folk I have watching my place would be really confused.

I may not gather a small army of remote controlled cars and chopsticks to have backyard jousting matches between the fearie folk, even if the prize is Pizza.

I will not act like Gargamel, and the feary folk are not Smurfs, so I will not try to eat them, or turn them into gold. Which ever was his original intention, it changed episode to episode.

I will not enchant my car so that Bob can occupy it. No matter how much I like knight rider.

Jamamma:

--- Quote from: Half man-half amazing on November 28, 2008, 08:05:54 AM ---I will not slip Morgan and the Merlin some viagra in their drinks....again.

--- End quote ---

Would it not be funny if he only spiked one drink with Viagra but both of them suddenly had the effects?

Wolfeyes:
If I ever feel the need to jerrybuster during the White Council meeting to stall time for my plan to work/calvalry to arrive/ to piss off Merlin I will not pull out the Phonebook and read all the names and numbers from start to finish.
a) If I do feel the need to jerrybuster, it will be with copies of the Harry Potter series, complete with commentary.

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