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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Jefe:
I am not allowed to play "Samurai Deli" with Fidelacchius while watching "Best of SNL".

I am not allowed to invite Eldest Gruff to supper and serve up "tin can and old boot surprise".

I am not allowed to say "Stand up!  oh...never mind" to Murphy.

I am not allowed to hum the theme song to the "A-Team" while I watch Mike work on the Blue Beetle.

Gallowglass:
I may not ask the Merlin to help me recreate John Belushi's 'Samurai Tailor'.

I may not nominate the Merlin for the British version of 'What Not to Wear'.

I may not nominate Toe-mas for Bravo's hairstylist show.

I may however nominate myself for any of a dozen home improvement shows.  Maybe I can figure out a way to get a warm shower in the middle of winter.

Raestlin:
I am not allowed to call into the radio station and dedicate "Witchy Woman" to Ancient Mai....Morgan would probably try to kill me.....again!

bookivore:
I am not allowed to gather my allies together and detail a plan with a cobbled-together attack vehicle and a classic pincher attack
Nor am I allowed to gloat "I love it when a plan comes together" after all the baddies are blown away

This is only because everyone is a spoilsport and they ganged up to put me in a straitjacket the last time I did it.

Raestlin:
I am not allowed to give Murphy a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas....I do not want to have a broken leg over the holidays...

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