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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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LordDresden:
Come Valentine's Day (or April Fool's Day, six of one half a dozen of the other), I am absolutely not allowed to call up the radio station and dedicate the following songs to the lovely ladies in my life:

I know What Boys Like (Waitresses) to Lara Raith

Hungry Like The Wolf to Andi and Georgia

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me to Deirdre

Waiting For A Girl Like You to Stacy Luccio

Fire and Ice to Titania and Mab

Devil or Angel to Lash

Wild Thing (by Sam Kinnison) to Elaine

You Were Mine to Elaine

Once Bitten, Twice Shy to Susan

Eyes Without A Face to Lasciel

Hot Child In The City to Molly

She's Not You to Murphy

Hard Headed Woman to Murphy

Devil In Disguise to Lash

Always A Woman To Me to Elaine

Cold As Ice To Maeve

Oh My Papa to Lara

They're Coming To Take Me Away to Aurora

Along those same lines, on Mother's Day I am not allowed to call up the radio station and dedicate Elvis' Mean Woman Blues to the memory of my mother, the lyrics make Morgan and Langtry even more paranoid than they already are, and deep down part of me fears that the black cat line might be all too accurate too...

Also, on Ivy's 18th birthday, I am not allowed to call the radio station and dedicate the Hawaii Five-oh theme to her, even though it would probably give Kincaid a heart attack...

One Duck:
lol I like those dedications!

Murphy's Stunt Double:
Lord Dresden, that was freakin' brilliant!

Half man-half amazing:
not to mention The Devil went out to Georgia for nick

Tribblechomper:

--- Quote from: Half man-half amazing on October 27, 2008, 03:45:11 AM ---not to mention The Devil went out to Georgia for nick

--- End quote ---

Actually, that's "The Devil Went Down To Georgia", as any Country-Western/Charlie Daniels Band enthusiast would know; if you call yourself a C-W/CDB enthusiast and don't know, you might as well hang your 10-gallon hat in shame. :) ;D

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