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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
LordDresden:
--- Quote from: Quantus347 on September 16, 2008, 02:52:34 PM ---Not to mention the Dangers if they were to start cooperating...
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Somehow...I just can't see that happening, except in emergency tactical situations. Marcone has a moral compass of a sort, Lara pawned hers decades ago. They just wouldn't get along.
In the event of a smackdown, Marcone vs. Lara battle of wits and schemes for secret power...my money in on Marcone, after a long hard fight, or it would be except that I am not allowed to place bets on the outcome of a Lara/Marcone ultimate smackdown battle for secret control.
I am not allowed to sell popcorn for the first time Lara attempts to defeat Marcone...personally...if you know what I mean.
If for some reason the CPD ever needs to put out an APB description of Lara Raith, I am not allowed to mention that I know where they can find some professional quality stills and video of the perp...
Once Lash returns, I am not allowed to mention casually to Lara that, "You call that temptation?! I've been tempted by an expert!" just to make Lash laugh...however, at that point I am allowed to pass on Lash's professional criticisms of Lara's technique. In doing so, however, I am not allowed to repeat some of Lash's personal nicknames for Lara, discretion is the better part of valor, after all...
Dragonblood309:
--- Quote ---...Once Lash returns...
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Once she returns? o_0 Has it been confirmed? Did the great and glorious Jim say she was gonna come back?
I'm not allowed to fill a paper bag with Mouses humongous leavings, put in on Larry Fowlers doorstep, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run away.
Ditto with Lara and Marcone.
Tribblechomper:
--- Quote from: Dragonblood309 on September 17, 2008, 05:45:16 PM ---I'm not allowed to fill a paper bag with Mouses humongous leavings, put in on Larry Fowlers doorstep, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run away.
Ditto with Lara and Marcone.
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Nor am I allowed to contribute to the delinquency of a minor by having Molly veil me as I do the above actions
pyroriffic:
I will remember that plastic vampire teeth may be funny in the right situation, but that situation is not necessarily in the middle of a Council meeting.
I will never again say "but what happens when Polka does die?" where Butters can hear me.
pyroriffic:
I will never quote from the Book of Armaments when using Hellfire.
a) It is not the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
b) I will not count to five three.
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