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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
LordDresden:
Note: This is a continuation of this thread! Be sure to check it out as well--funny stuff! --Priscilla
Speaking of beauty contests...
I am not allowed to reenact the Judgement of Paris with Mab, Maeve, and Lara as the contestants and Detective Rudolph as the judge. While this would be an appropriate punishment for Rudolph, the last time someone tried something this the mess took ten years to clean up and there was all kinds of diplomatic and political fallout...
I am not allowed to tease Lara about the growing number of people who know something interesting about her father...
I am not allowed to encourage Lara and Marcone to fight each other for secret power in Chicago. While this would certainly keep them both busy and out of my hair for a long period, one or the other would eventually win and 'emerge stronger than either'. Not a good thing. Though the Vegas oddsmakers would be going crazy trying to pick the winner...
Quantus:
--- Quote from: LordDresden on September 15, 2008, 04:30:26 AM ---
I am not allowed to encourage Lara and Marcone to fight each other for secret power in Chicago. While this would certainly keep them both busy and out of my hair for a long period, one or the other would eventually win and 'emerge stronger than either'. Not a good thing. Though the Vegas oddsmakers would be going crazy trying to pick the winner...
--- End quote ---
Not to mention the Dangers if they were to start cooperating...
Purpura:
I am not allowed to use Bob's skull as an ice cream scoop.
I am not allowed to have Bob judge any beauty contests.
nanuq:
--- Quote ---I am not allowed to have Bob judge any beauty contests
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Like he'd do a worse job that one of the other American Idol judges...
Raestlin:
I am not allowed to quote Socrates while holding Bob's skull in one hand
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