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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Raestlin:
--- Quote from: nanuq on September 11, 2008, 12:25:02 PM ---Really, why not?
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Because the customers in that shop would more than likely think Rudy was Thomas's new lover....
LordDresden:
--- Quote from: Leo on September 11, 2008, 12:15:40 PM ---I am not allowed to practice ice magic on Molly's piercings.
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Unless Charity asks me, in secret, to do so. ;)
I am not allowed to break the Fourth Law to convince Molly to dress like a human being. Public mockery, on the other hand, is an acceptable tactic.
Raestlin:
I am not allowed to ask Molly to hold a live wire so that I will have Christmas lights in my house....
LordDresden:
I am not allowed to hum the tune to "The Cleanup Woman" when I am in the same room with Murphy and Luccio. That's just childish. Kind of fun, but childish. And it could get me killed.
Raestlin:
I am not allowed to suggest that Captain Luccio get Botox, even though it would make her look realllly hot!
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