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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Noey:

--- Quote from: LordDresden on September 10, 2008, 07:51:18 AM ---On the other hand, if Mab wants him to pay off the last favor that way and arranges it herself, that's OK.

In that event, however, Harry is not allowed to sing "I'm in love with Maeve's Mom" around Mab's daughter afterward...even if her reaction would probably be kind of funny.
"MOOOMMMMM!"

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Related, I am not allowed to hum, "Maeve's Mom Has Got It Goin' On".

Raestlin:
I am not allowed to hum the song Mountain Music around Ebenezar
  a. If I want to go on living that is....

Dragonblood309:
I am not allowed to shove swords into rocks in an attempt to get rid of them.

Likewise I'm not allowed to chuck them into Lake Michigan in the hope that the lady of the lake will do my job for me.
a)Besides, some watery tart lying in ponds, chucking swords at people is no basis for a system of government. True power is derived from the masses. Not some farcical aquatic cerimony.  ;)

Murphy's Stunt Double:
Acceptable formats:


--- Quote from: Priscellie on April 09, 2008, 03:52:26 AM ---
- I am not allowed to ...
- I will never ...
- Bob's skull (fill in the blank)  is not to be used to...

- Under no circumstances am I to even contemplate ...
- Just because something is (fill in the blank) doesn't mean (fill in the blank).

- (Fill in the blank) is not a (fill in the blank).


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Etc. You get the hint.

LordDresden:

--- Quote from: Noey on September 10, 2008, 12:26:01 PM ---Related, I am not allowed to hum, "Maeve's Mom Has Got It Goin' On".

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In the aftermath of the threesome, for that matter I am not allowed to sing it around Elaine, Luccio, Susan, Karrin, or Lash, either.  For some reason none of them seem to find it funny.

No, none of them think 'Fire and Ice' is funny, either.

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